⋆ Lander one shots ⋆

+Impulsively cutting hair +

Fluff ahh oneshot
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Bug in the corners POV-

'AHHHHH'

Luke sighed, knowing this will take years. Zanders hair had grown too much, heck it was almost at his shoulders.

It looked cute to Luke, but it was necessary since Zander doesn't like long hair on men at ALL, let alone on himself!

He was sitting in the bathtub as Luke was holding scissors and hair essentials idk, while Zander was wearing DIY Hair salon wear, aka a trash but nobody told him.

They didn't really have the energy to go to a hair stylist and professionally get it done.

'Zander you have to! Your the one that wanted this sweetie, I won't mess up, i promise.'

'Oh yeah? And what experience do you have HMM?'

'...Brad Mondo-'

'SEE!'

' Just- cmon it's better to just get it done'

'Fine, but if you mess up were breaking up'

'Wow. 12 years of hell, for this?'

'Were 20. It's 16 years now-'

'You're proving my point!'

'Fine, just- get it done'

Luke snipped some hair as he also did some yoga getting in positions to cut zanders hair in the rather small bathtub.

Zander kept looking in the mirror every once in a while, as the arguing between the boys continued.

Hailey stepped in making fun of Zander which made him even more Para noid, and Hailey eventually had to GO.

This was almost scarier then spiders for Zander, but of course still minimum to a point.

As they were almost finished, Luke gave Zander a short but stylish look with hair all over the bathtubs surface and their clothing.

This was gonna be hard to clean up, yet nobody really cared. Once Luke finally finished he took the mirror away from Zander to suprise him with the way he will look for like a month and then go back to the hair salon.

It looked good, flawless indeed, Luke's ego probably boosted to Jake's level in fact but it only lasted for a minute or two since he looked at the side and the word was UN EVEN.

Luke tried his very very best to fix it, and it looked better, much better.

But he knew Zander would notice he was panicking and panic himself.

So for a result, it was Luke trying to calm down Zander while his hair making sure not to mess up.

How did life come to this for them.

Luckily, I'm a bug in the corner trying not to get noticed.

Once Zander finally was okay, Luke showed him the mirror and Zander couldn't complain, it looked good.

So he said-

'Okay its fine I GUESS'

'Wow, thats all i get for putting up with you'

'Fuck you'

'Love you too<3'

And then bug died.