Fuck buddies 💪🏻
RONALDMCDONALD: harry helppppp
RONALDMCDONALD: my mum saw our chat name and now she is giving me the talk about how it's okay to be gay and that i still need to use protection 😭😭😭😭HAZZA_POTT: 💀
HAZZA_POTT: it was only a matter of time before the secret came outRONALDMCDONALD: this isn't funny you prick
RONALDMCDONALD: the inside joke has come back to haunt me 😭HAZZA_POTT: we should fake date. that would actually be hilarious
RONALDMCDONALD: wait- let me run this by hermione. give me a sec
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THE BRAINS AND THE GINGER
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONE
RONALDMCDONALD: HERMIONEBRAINSOFTHEOPERATION: For fucks sake, what?!
RONALDMCDONALD: can i pwetty please fake date harry? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
BRAINSOFTHEOPERATION: Do I want to know why?
RONALDMCDONALD: my mum found out about mine and harold's chat name
RONALDMCDONALD: she's giving me the talk
RONALDMCDONALD: she's supportive cause perc is a fruit fest thoBRAINSOFTHEOPERATION: 🤦🏽♀️
BRAINSOFTHEOPERATION: I'm gonna get grey hairs from you twoRONALDMCDONALD: sooooo
RONALDMCDONALD: can i pretty please fake date harry for shits and giggles? 🥺BRAINSOFTHEOPERATION: I-
BRAINSOFTHEOPERATION: I guess?RONALDMCDONALD: THANK YOU
RONALDMCDONALD: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
RONALDMCDONALD: ACTUALLY MARRY ME———
@RONALDMCDONALD
the love of my life 😍 @hazza_pott
Replies:
@GINNY.WEASLEY: 🤨
@CED_: Oh- 💀 Interesting...
^@ROSIER.BARTY: someones ✨jealous✨
^@CED_: Aren't you a grown ass man? Leave me tf alone 😒
^@ROSIER.BARTY: Damn- okay 😔 I'm straight up being bullied by a teenager———
BESTIES WHO ARE EXIES 💪🏻
GINNY.WEASLEY: um- excuse me 🤨
GINNY.WEASLEY: what the fuck did i just lay my eyes upon?
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EW, NOT THE GOLDEN BOY ✵ harry potter social media (2/2)
Romancethe sequel fic to "add me back"!