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hes practicing how he is gonna flirt with guys on me. please send help guys 😭
Replies:
@HAZZA_POTT: you are secretly enjoy it, don't even lie ^@GINNY.WEASLEY: ...no 🤭
@LOVEGOOD_LUNA: Oh, he ate this photo UP ^@HAZZA_POTT: please marry me 🙏 ^@LOVEGOOD_POTT: I'm sadly a lesbian 😔 ^@HAZZA_POTT: and im gay but dw we can make it work baby girl 😘
@BITCHYKEN: Send him my way, I'll teach him how to properly flirt. I'm a pro 😎 ^@ROSIER.BARTY: can confirm ‼️
@THATDANGDEER: THATS MY SON ‼️💪🏻😎 ^@HAZZA_POTT: im taking your advice papa ^@REGULUS.POTTER: That's so reassuring 😀
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GRED._.WEASLEBEE: you still breathing diggory?
CED_: Fuck offff
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: also since im wingmaning you GRED._.WEASLEBEE: you should wingman me
CED_: With who? 🤨
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: um the man i've been in love with since i was 14
CED_: How the fuck am I supposed to know who that is?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: ✨ announcer ✨
CED_: WHAT CED_: IS LEE GAY?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: that's what i need you to find out
CED_: I'll try ig CED_: Don't put too much faith in me tho
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*UNAMED CHAT*
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: alright im done with all this "i want a boyfriend shit" GRED._.WEASLEBEE: im getting you a boyfriend
HAZZA_POTT: how exactly are you going to do that?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: i'll name guys and you say if they are boyfriend material
HAZZA_POTT: ...okay?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: blaise?
HAZZA_POTT: he's hot but not my type
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: dean?
HAZZA_POTT: he is in love with seamus
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: neville?
HAZZA_POTT: 1. he's like my brother HAZZA_POTT: 2. still not my type
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: you are not an easy person to help GRED._.WEASLEBEE: cedric?
HAZZA_POTT: ew, not the golden boy
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: oh come on GRED._.WEASLEBEE: what is wrong with cedric?
HAZZA_POTT: don't you hate him?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: not anymore GRED._.WEASLEBEE: we are besties now
HAZZA_POTT: my answer is still no
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: 😒
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GRED._.WEASLEBEE: can you help me wingman
FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: if you are talking about harry then fuck yeah FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: all he does is talk about how he wants a boyfriend FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: it makes me want to repeatedly slam my head against a wall
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: i have a plan but we need everyone's help
