Minions and me ;)

Chapter 3 - Bob

I woke up in Stuarts family home. "Oh God I didn't sleep with him, did I?" I say to myself.
"No you didn't."
"Thank God," I say. " Wait what!" I turn around to face the mysterious person behind me.
"BOB!" I say delighted to see an old friend.
"I'm back from my tour of the Caribbean on my yacht. But of course ypu remember me telling you that at dinner last night."

"I don't remember anything, Oh God what did I do?"
"You made a fool of yoursrlf in front of my whole family."
"Fuck I'm sorry." I hold my hungover head in my hands.
"So do you wanna know what you did?"
"Go on then."
"Well, you came in with Stuart at around 8 o'clock last night, drunk. Gru and Lucy kinfly invited you to my welcome back dinner. You had even more wine and threw your plate of food across the room. Then you walked over to gru and tried to kiss him."
"Oh God."
"Then you vomited and passed at on my bed."

"I'm so sorry, shit. Oh my God."

I look over to Bob's bed, there was vomit all over it. "Where did you sleep?"
"With you of course."
"Oh"
"Just joking, I slept on the floor."
"Haha. Very funny, kick me while I'm down."
"Why is that a bad thing?" He looks at me smirking and then winks.