Retard Retreat

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~The Fools~

"This is absolutely ridiculous. We are sneaking onto a ferry, did you guys not also play red dead redemption? Where they do just this and end up caught in a storm, only for the boat to go down with the storm." Brenda explained. Fear and anxiety coursed through her mind at the thought of Daisy and Laynes plan going south.

"Did we play the same game Brenda? They made it to a beautiful tropical paradise. That don't seem too bad, now does it?" Layne questioned as she followed behind Daisy as they snuck past some deck hands. Hiding behind crates, as they stayed in the shadows.

"Sounds like heaven to me, for the record I have a felony of drugs keistered right now. There is no going back now." Dais added. Asshole was literally ripped from the amount of drugs shoved up there. You woulda thought she was on her period, how much blood was coming from her asshole.

"Ain't that the cowboy game?" Papi asked as she had never played RDR2.

"Guysss, my parents will kill me if we go through with this plan." Brenda reinstated, further trying to convince them to turn back. Only for dais to lead them farther onto the boat.

"My asshole is literally bleeding right now, we ain't going back." Dais stated putting her hand up as to tell the group to stop moving. As deck hands walked past the crates they were behind, rifles in hand.

"You should've just asked me to keister it. You know I love painal. It wouldn't even be rough for me. That sounds like heaven to me."

"Next time Brenda." Dais stated motioning for the group to follow, once the deckhands passed.

Layne accidentally bumped into a lantern on a crate, causing it to fall.

"Fuck, fuck! Fuck!!" Layne cursed quietly. Papi grabbed laynes arm pulling them away and through the door that Daisy opened.

"We should be safe in here. Let's just wait it out, till we find an island." Papi suggested.

"This is so stupid. We don't even have food and water." Brenda freaked out about the circumstances. Just worried for her friends.

"But we do have drugs." Layne smiled as she slapped daisy's ass.

"Literally, doesn't get better then this. Hold up ima go get these drugs out." Daisy explained and walked off into the darkness hiding behind some hay barrels as she got the drugs out.

"I could conjure up some food." Papi suggested.

"That's not gonna work." Brenda stated eyeing Natalie.

"Won't it?" Papi smirked and set up her miniature Ouija board that was in her pocket.

"See food and water, not an issue." Layne stated, as the lanterns nearby flickered like crazy as Natalie used the Ouija board.

"This better work."

"It will, watch... papis a pro." Layne smirked as papi started hovering and her eyes rolled back as blood seeped from her eye sockets.

"Jesus Christ, she needs a hospital." Brenda started freaking out by Layne just stayed calm. Knowing it was working wonderfully.

"Ta-Da! Your food and water awaits you." Papi said once she fell back to the ground now with a plate of perioges, and a bottle of Tito's In front of her.

"What the fuck?" Brenda questioned.

"Your Welcome." Papi smiled.

"Drink up."

All the while, in the background they could hear Daisy grunting in pain as she searched for the joint in her asshole, but the orphans in her ass were hogging it.

"You good over there big dawg?" Layne asked.

"These fucking orphans! Tryna steal my shit. Bring the flame thrower here. Ima teach these hoes a lesson." Daisy explained.

"What orphans?" Brenda asked confused as she chowed down on some perogies. While papi drank some Tito's.

"Hold up I got you homie." Layne went and grabbed the flame thrower that was on the other end of the dimly lit storage room that were hiding in. "Here ya go, teach those fuckers a lesson!" Layne cheered.

Daisy took the flamethrower and lit her ass up, the Orphans In her ass finally gave up the joint, throwing it out of Daisys asshole. Yet the fire already was outta control.

"Guys!!! We need to get outta here!" Brenda yelled as she stumbled back into a lantern making it fall to the floor as it broke. Another fire started and only got worse as it joined with the bigger fire.

"Papi can you conjure up a fire extinguisher?" Layne asked as they backed away from the fire.

"No not till tomorrow I used up all my black magic for the day on that meal." Papi explained.

"I didn't even get to finish the meal!" Brenda cried out.

"Yall want a joint?" Dais asked as she used the fire to light up her joint then ran back towards the others as they were now up against the wall, and door to leave the storage room.

"NOOOO!" Brenda yelled.

Layne took the joint from dais took a few hits and offered it to Natalie who was fine with just the Tito's. So she gave it back to dais.

"I'm outta here!" Brenda yelled and opened the door as she ran out onto the deck. It was morning time now and they were in the middle of the ocean on a huge ship, that was engulfed in flames.

The others followed suit, looking back at the fire that started taking over the whole ship.

"Fuck what do we do?" Layne asked.

"Over there! It's life boat!" Papi yelled out as she pointed towards a life boat in the side of the ship.

"Thank goddd." Brenda groaned and they all ran towards the life boat.

Everyone hopped in except Layne who had the job of getting g the life boat to disconnect from the big ship. Once the life boat fell down to the water, Layne dived off the ship, into the water; then climbed into the life boat.

"Just get as far away from the ship as possible." Brenda suggested.

Layne and Daisy paddled for their lives as the fire got worse and worse. Soon the whole ship exploded as the fire reached the fuel tank.

"Holy shit." Brenda sighed as they watched the explosion in the distance.