Retard Retreat

~2~

       The gang took shifts with paddling the row boat. That way, everyone got to rest. The sun was starting to rise across the horizon, emitting an orange glow to cover the ocean. It was a calm, breezy morning. Some birds above flying by squawked reminding papi to stay awake. Natalie looked up; off in the distance she could faintly see an island appearing. Natalie spoke in tongues as she thanked the dark magic, for pointing her in the right direction. Her eyes going backwards into her head as she did so. She let the others rest until they got closer. when she started freaking out like the world was ending.

"HOLY FUCKING SATAN!!! GUYS!!! OH MY GAWDDDDDD!!!" Natalie yelled in a monotone ass voice.

The commotion woke the rest of the gang up, each of them in immediate panic. They slowly calmed down as they realized Natalie was just playing.

"Oh yeah just give us all a heart attack, why don't cha." Layne remarked with a smirk.

"Guys you wouldn't believe the amount of missed calls I have from my parents." Brenda spoke up, her phone in hand.

"What they don't know can't hurt them." Daisy stated nonchantly. "So what, eventually they'll just think we died."

"Yeah but-" Brenda started got cut off by papi.

"Have you guys not seen the land ahead? Thought you guys would be happy." Papi explained pointing towards the island that they were slowly approaching.

Everyone looked up finally noticing the island. Everyone was filled with hope for the future. Freaking the fuck out from joy. Brenda truly thought they'd never find land. Layne was just happy to be out on the ocean. Dais was freaking out a little at times thinking they'd get eaten by a shark, or a kraken. Papi was just ready to find some alcohol and a party. They all helped to paddle the rest of the way. before they knew it, they were pulling up to the Dock. It was a beautiful island, Layne and dais wouldn't shut up about hiking even as they walked onto the dock.

The life boat was tied to the cleat, with the help of a lil white, and gray monkey. The monkey introduced himself as Niko. They were gonna walk off to explore the island when none other then fucking Tom nook showed up.

"Broooo!!!" Layne cheered happily patting Natalie on the back as Tom nook walked up.

"What is that?!" Brenda asked concern and confusion laced in her panicked tone.

"Is that Rocket Racoon?" Daisy asked already smoking a joint. Layne punched Daisy in the arm for the comment.

"No dumbass, that's Tom nook. The Racoon that will take all your bells. Fucking Loan shark vibes." Layne explained.

"In who we Stan." Natalie stated with a smile.

"Ahh, you guys must be new to the island. Welcome to Tahiti." Tom nook welcomed them with a big shit eating Racoon grin.

"WE MADE IT TO TAHITI DUUUTCH!!!" Layne yelled out getting smacked in the back of the head by Brenda.

"No, no! fuck Dutch. We did this for ourselves." Brenda reminded Layne.

"Not You guys acting like Dutch really exists, I'm here for it though." Natalie joked.

"You guys seem excited about being here in Tahiti." Tom nook tried to say but everyone just talked over him.

"Tom nook exists somehow, I don't see why Dutch and the gang couldn't exist. Hold up I need a hit off that if we gon' be dealing with talking racoons." Layne explained and took a few hits off the joint before passing it back to dais.

"Fair point. Aight' racoon, get to the point here." Dais complained.

"Alright, well if you guys are gonna stay here in Tahiti. You're gonna need a form of income. So think of how you're gonna do that. Then find me at City hall, or Isabelle." Tom nook explained and walked off with his stumpy lil legs.