Retard Retreat

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We interrupt this program with a word from our sponsors

*cue the get it sexyy music by sexyy red*

Ass shaking all over the place as Daisy makes it rain on all the phat ass. Fog setting the ambiance along with disco lights.

"You tryna get as much Ass as a toilet seat?!?" Dais yells stretching her arms out towards the girls asses that are still shaking.

"WELL COME ON DOWN TOO HUI KALAI STRIP CLUB!!!" Layne yells while jumping into the scene flying past the girls shaking their ass, and landing next to Dais.

"AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!" Papi yells while crip walking onto the scene while slapping the girls asses.

"BUY OUR PREMIUM PACKAGE!" Brenda yelled while walking on to stage holding a chain that was connected at the feet to each of the special strippers, all who were shaking ass.

Hitler was first in line dressed in a short crop top Nazi jacket that only covered his chest, with only one button done at the top, showing off his hairy oddly big nips. They the size of pepperoni it's kind of concerning. Then had on tiny booty shorts, that left nothing to the imagination. His air hair was sticking out of his fishnet stocking. All that paired with heeled army boots, and a Nazi hat.

Thanos is next, sporting a gold speedo with the infinity stones in it. Along with a gold choker around his neck, with the soul stone in the front of it. His ass had the most giggle too it, as he is just too thicc.

Kim Jung un, like Hitler styled a black crop top jacket that also only covered his chest. But wasn't closed so it showed off his abnormally small hairless nipples. With a black mini skirt that did not cover his ass. He had a red sparkly thong on under it. And black heeled boots.

Micheal Jackson saved the best for last. The whole time he was throwing ass he was on his tippy toes. Natalie had used the dark magic to give him that dumpy dump. He wore a red sparkling crop top jacket, that had white sparkles on the shoulders. Under that he had a white lacy bra, with gold tassels on the nipples. Leather booty shorts that were also assless chaps, over that he had his slutty belt on. With his classic boots that were now heels.

"BE CAREFUL YOU WILL CUMMMM!" Dais yelled as she took a joint out of Thanos' ass taking a hit and blowing brown smoke out.

Now back to the program

"If that doesn't get the customers rolling in, I don't know what will." Layne said once the ad stopped playing on the tv.

"N how many channels does this play on?" Brenda asked.

"All of them, and we got a lot of YouTubers to play the ad in their videos." Papi said while smirking.

"Fuck yeah." Dais said.