Retard Retreat

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"I can get you fools a strip club. By tomorrow it should be built. Till then, find me some strippers. Once you've got a good amount come find me." Tom nook the pimp explained.

"Where are we gonna sleep?" Brenda questioned. She wasn't to worried about sleeping just needed a private area for her painal activities.

"That ain't my problem. Figure it out." Tom nook said and walked off into the back office, outta sight.

"I can help you guys with getting a home together. Once you have enough bells that is." Isabelle explained.

"Guys we can live like the homeless till then, get some shopping carts. Set up at tent. It'll be just like home." Papi explained reminiscing over California.

"We could also all have cardboard signs pleading for money." Layne added picturing them all as homeless people.

"We could use the natural resources the island provides and make a base for the night." Dais suggested.

"Let's not worry about all that. All we need to focus on, is getting us enough strippers. To run the strip club comfortably." Brenda explained.

"Well what are we waiting for?" Dais asked, Layne just shrugged.

***

They all left city hall and headed out onto the island, hoping to find some people that would be willing to strip. They walked around the town of new horizons talking to the citizens, but no one was willing to help. None of them wanted to help though, they were all focused on living the relaxation life. Plus they were all animals so that would just be... weird if they were strippers. It was a nice little town near the water too. The houses were small and cute, all different pastel colors too. There was even a campsite in town near the beach. It had a pier to fish off of too.

They decided to venture further into nature in hopes of finding someone, anyone willing to help. The island was beautiful, full of palm trees, and native plant life. Beautiful tropical flowers. And the ocean was a breathtaking clear blue, you could see the ocean floor, and the fishes swimming around. Colorful birds flew through the sky like a beautiful dance.

They checked the fishing town nearby but no one was interested. They didn't even bother with the tourist trap of the town. Instead they decided to just make their way to the city, in order to do that though they had to get through the dense rainforest.

"This is pointless, we should just make a post on Facebook asking for help. It'd be a lot easier, and probably work better." Brenda suggested.

"No... we'll find some strippers. Don't even worry about it." Layne stated.

"Tahiti is a pretty big island there's gotta be some people willing to work." Dais explained.

As they walked through some tall bushes they started hearing the sound of something approaching. As sticks broke in the distance, and leaves rustled.

"Shh." Dais ordered as she looked around holding her knife.

"Maybe it's just an animal." Papi suggested.

A man jumped out from behind some trees with a big smile on his face, and was dressed in a nice ass suit. Layne almost fell over from being scared so bad. Dais almost stabbed the man but he stopped her. Papi was just confused. Brenda was about to run off, when papi grabbed her shirt pulling her back.

"Well hello there." The man with a British accent said.

"The fuck you want creep?" Dais asked.

"Daisy, that's Lucifer chill out. He's a cool guy." Layne explained.