asteroids are the worst!!

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~☆Annoying planets☆~ 5:14 pm
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Mars: yo mercury, have ya found him yet???

Mercury: nha man, there's literally asteroids 5× bigger then me here. like nha💀💀💀

Earth: I wonder what he's doing rn yk?

Venus: murcury or jupiter?

Earth: jupiter

Mars:idk maybe still crying

Venus: for a day and a half?

Mars: oh... ok nvm

Uranus: what are yall yapping bout now??

Mars:stuff

Uranus:mk

Mercury:I think I found him....

Uranus:really?

Mars:took you long enough

Earth: is he ok?!

Venus: cool

mercury: oh nvm, its just a giant asteroid, i swear these things are gigantic 💀💀💀

venus: drink milk bozo

Earth:venus😡

Venus: what? Just some advice

Earth:I'm at your orbit rn😡😡

Venus:what why??? Wait NOOOO-

mars: can someone explain why Earth is beating the living hell out of Venus?

Neptune:🤫🧏‍♂️

Uranus: someone help me, neptune has been mewing for 7 hours straight 😭😭😭😭

Mars:sad 😔

Sun:
Hey!

Why do you insist on trying to give me away (hey, hey)
When they were too good and you wanted to shake them, who came?
I was your dirty boy, you're the new secret toy
Show me off and get your joy (who stayed in trouble with you?)
Oh, don't you want some more? Come on, I think they're gone
Our part is coming on (you're either with me or doomed)
Hug me (bring it in)
Would ya loosen up, would ya
Hug me? (Bring it in)
I think they wanna take a picture

Wake up, you're sleeping on me, playing this stupid game
Why can't we flex on the world and make them say our name
Our favorite color's purple, we stay out past the curfew
My kung-fu grip will hurt you (who stayed in trouble with you?)
You dyed your hair like me, black so everyone can see
Your parents couldn't believe (you're either with me or doomed)
Hug me (bring it in)
Would ya loosen up? Would ya
Hug me? (Bring it in)
I think they wanna take a picture
Oh would ya, would ya, would ya, would ya
Oh would ya, would ya, would ya
Oh would ya, would ya loosen up, would ya
Oh would ya, would ya, would ya
Oh would ya, would ya, would ya
Oh would ya, would ya, would ya
Would ya wanna take a picture?
Hug me (bring it in)
Would ya loosen up? Would ya
Hug me? (Bring it in)
I think they wanna take a picture
Hug me (bring it in)
Would ya loosen up? Would ya
Hug me? (Bring it in)
I think they wanna take a picture
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Pharrell L. Williams / Trey Parker
Hug Me lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group

Mars: what?

Sun: its my favorite song!

Mars: I swear I'm the only mentally stable person here 😐

Venus: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Earth:shut up! It's not that bad 😤🙄

Venus: I can't fell my body 😭😭😭

Mars: how are ya typing then?

Venus: im in immense pain while typing this 😭😭😭😭😭

Sun:
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la (uh, yeah)
La-la-la-la
I want you to love me
Like I'm a hot ride (uh, yeah)
Be thinking of me (uh)
Doing what you like
So, boy, forget about the world
'Cause it's gon' be me and you tonight (yeah)
I wanna make you beg for it
Then I'ma make you swallow your pride, oh (uh, uh)
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man, yeah
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one
Want you to take it (uh)
Like a thief in the night (uh)
Hold me like a pillow
Make me feel right (uh)
Baby, I'll tell you all my secrets that I'm keeping
You can come inside (yeah)
And when you enter, you ain't leaving
Be my prisoner for the night, oh
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one
Take me for a ride, ride
Oh, baby, take me high, high
Let me make you rise, rise
Oh, make it last all night, night
Take me for a ride, ride
Oh, baby, take me high, high
Let me make you rise, rise
Make it last all night
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man
Only girl in the world
Girl in the world
Only girl in the world
Girl in the world
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Tor Erik Hermansen / Mikkel Eriksen / Crystal Johnson / Sandy Julien Wilhelm
Only Girl (In the World) lyrics © Emi April Music Inc., Dipiu S.r.l., Slide That Music, Cstyle Ink Music Publishing, Dipiu' S R L, Ultra Empire Music (bmi), Emi Music Publishing Ltd, Dipiu Srl, Di Piu Srl

Saturn:Oh! I love that song!!!

Sun:me to!!

Mars: yk what ima go help mercury look for jupiter

Mercury:thank you! I've literally been going in circles for 2 hours now!

Venus:😭😭😭😭

Saturn:are you ok venus?
Nvm I scrolled up💀

Earth:I warned you!!😡😠🤬😤

Venus:😭😭😭

Saturn:I'll come help you you poor thing 😔🥺

Sun: anyone wants to hear a joke?

System: NO!!

Sun:WHO GAVE THE SYSTEM THE ABILITY TO TALK?!?!?😱😨😰😭

Uranus: that's sad mate, really sad

Neptune:🤫🧏‍♂️

Uranus:neptune stop before I kick you to the end of the solar system

Neptune:😰

Uranus:that's what I thought
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Yello!!!! So uh I actually finished this chap June 1 but your probably reading this a week later lol.

I couldn't post this on the 1 bc of assessments which I posted on my profile, I also don't feel like getting slaped so yea 🥲

Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter, it's probably one of my longest chaps ever!, I know crazy 😱. Usually my chapters are 500-800 words but this one is 1000+ words bro 💀💀💀

Anyways hope.you enjoyed this chapter! Took 3 days to write bc of projects 😔

Bha bye!!!

-star :3

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