ima fight a planet! ima fight a planet! ima fight a planet-

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Venus: AWWWWWWW SHIITTT IM DEA- wait a danm minute.... this isn't Lemons gc book...

Venus: who the hell is Lemon?????

Venus: yk, Lemon... The author of the book?

Venus:wah- you must be on some kind of Zaza or something. Star is the author of this book.

Venus: wha- star?!... but that means.... I CROSSED BOOKS!??!

Earth: oh no, now there's two venuses 😭😭😭

Both venuses: shut up Earth!!

Saturn: how dose that even happen?!

Neptune: wattpad logic ig 🤷‍♀️

Venus: wait.... is ur authors full name perhaps... Starwhachtestomuchyt?

Earth: uhh yea

Saturn: im pretty sure it is, yea

Neptune:yep!

Venus: yes.

Venus: shit... she's the one who's been chasing me!

Venus:why was she chasing you?

Venus: I may have told her daughter too... uhhhh fuck of?

Uranus: ok
1. I finnaly got a line this chap!
2. Your fucked

Venus: wdym im fucked?!?

Earth: she has some pretty narly anger issues...

Venus: wha-

Loudly interrupts the convo bc why not

Star:WHERE IS THAT ROTTEN LIVER LOOKING MOTHER FUCK3R?!?!

Venus: NOT YOU TOO! WHY DOSE EVERYONE KEEP RESEMBILING ME TO A ROTTEN LIVER?!?

Star:SHUT YOUR STANKY ASS UP, YOU THINK YOU CAN SWEAR AT MY DAUGHTWR AND GET AWAY WITH IT?!

venus:IM SORRY 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I WOINT DO IT AGAIN PLSS DONT HURT ME!!!!

Star:NHA BIACH, GET FUCKING RECKED!!!! points AK 47 towards other venuses head and shoots him repeatedly

Uranus: WHAT THE FU-

Star: ok im done now 😁

Saturn: ok so uhh, note to everyone. Don't make star angry

Earth: agreed

Venus:yep...

Uranus:don't have to tell me twice

Neptune: note taken 😭

Mercury: what the hell did I just witness-

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