heady head head canons bc why tf not? 🫠🫠🫠

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Read the chapter title you lazy ahhh child.

I'm joking lol :3 I know I made a chapter like a few minutes ago but this is my book I'll post as frequently as I want to >:3 but my post's may not be as frequent bc im going back to school next week so yea

Anyways, on with the show!

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System is a they/them but it's ok if you call them a her/she or he/him bc it's a System what do you want me to do? Send you to the waiting room and make you sit in an arm chair all day? Take you to the plane and make you compete for a wish? Do I look like airy to you? What you want me to screech you? I ain't four blud (ok I'll stop 😔)

Jupi and sun are sibs ^^ call me stupid, call me a fatties, call me a classic american (Even tho I'm not from America lol) throw all your insults at me
I.D.C THEY. ARE. SIBS.

To explain the sun and jupi sibling thing if you somehow don't know. Jupiter was the first planet created so yea... don't question me :3

TWO METAL BALLS (don't mind that)

Neptune is a bfdi fan, yes I came up with this one just now but I Wana include more object show references bc why not 😉 (im mentally disturbed I know)

Uranus bottom. No context. Uranus bottom

I'm running out of headcannons lol 😂

System and Astrodude are besties. The time there not talking on the group there talking privately. (Not Astrodude staying alive while his family is endangered bc luna's fat ass slept in the wrong place)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

Yes get distracted by one of my charters as a scene kid bc im trying to remember some head cannons uhhhh

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Yes get distracted by one of my charters as a scene kid bc im trying to remember some head cannons uhhhh

Ah yes. So basically I have a head cannon that jupi was basically a menace back then and he ejected x out of anger even tho he didn't mean to. And the reason X isint mad at saturn is because saturn back then tried to stop jupi from doing what he did but it backfired horribly.

So like that's why they ain't no jupiturn in this book bc one satrun dosint want to date someone with such bad history (rude 😒) and bc I just didn't feel like it 😑

But if I DID put jupiturn in this book, jupi would be a certified bottom :3
(Idk I just like it when the smaller or in this case shorter ones are the top bc it's so cute for me but it's so hard to find ships like that 😭😭)

Anyways I'll update this when I figure out more head cannons but forgot here's a little skit :

Saturn: ahh yes quiet the nice day isint it? I just love when no one is bothering me on a lovely da-

Saturn: ahh yes quiet the nice day isint it? I just love when no one is bothering me on a lovely da-

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Saturn:what...?

Mars:woah woah woah, who had a child and didn't tell us?

Star:oh sorry, that's my daughter lol

Earth: you have a daughter?

Venus:who's the father?

Star:there is no father...

Earth:oh....

Star:ok Anyways bye 👋

Mars: so were just going to ignore the fact that you have a daughter?????

Star:yea?
Earth:seems fair
Venus:no pint in pushing it
Saturn:I don't see the need to question anything

Mars:Saturn, they literally said there going to eat your rings?

Saturn:WAIT WHAT?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

The end :3

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