☆~Annoying planets~☆ 2:30 pm Friday
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Star:...... danm this chat be dryer than mars surface-
Mars: what 😭
Saturn:who are you!?!?
Star:your mom.
Earth:lol-
Saturn:what?... YOUR NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION !!!
Star: but I did answer the question, im your mom.
Mercury: I mean, he's not wrong-
Star: who told you I'm a he 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Mercury: oh.. I jus-
Star: you just assumed my gender?!😡😡😡
Mercury:im sorry! I just thought you were a man-
Earth: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME SOMEONES GENDER MARCARY!!!😡😡😡😡😡
Venus: MARCARY LOL- IM WHEZZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mercury: I DIDN'T MEAN TO I SWEAR!
Saturn: WHOS ASSUMING GENDERS NOW?!
Earth: MERCURY!!!
Saturn: MERCURY HOW COULD YOU?!
Mercury: I DIDN'T KNOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Star: whatever anyways, im here t-
Uranus: why is my phone going off like crazy, what are yall doing?
Star:👹DONT INTERRUPT ME👹
Earth: danm-
Star: as I was saying, im here to replace system for a while.
Saturn: what? Why?
Star: she said yall are tiring, also I just wanted to appear as the author :)
Earth: hold up,wait a minute, something ain't right. I ain't ever seen no planet in this hc named "Star" 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Sun:im a star!
Mercury: he means the usernames sun.
Sun:oh.
Uranus: earth's got a point, there is no planet in the solar system named "star"
Satrun: Nor moon!!
Sun: WHO ARE YOU?!
Mercury: maybe she's and exoplanet?
Star: nha I live here in the solar system lol
Everyone -jupiter: THEN WHO ARE YOU?!
Star: im an Earthling :3
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Jupiter: im only online bc of this, how in the universe is there an Earthling in this gc?????
Astrodude: I've been summoned, I hee there are other Earthlings in this group???
Earth: oh... Astrodude! It's Been a while
Star: nah Astrodude you can go back to talking with System
Astrodude: uhhhh... ok?
Star: anyways, im just here so get on with your day :3
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Uranus: o....k?
Neptune: I just ate 5 asteroids and im aware of the consciences :3
Uranus: ah- YOU WHAT?!
Jupiter: I drank 5 bottles of gasoline and I am sitting next to sun, trying to get burned now :3
Uranus: HUH?!?!?
Satrun: I just ate 15 sharpend forks, and punctured my left lung :3
Uranus: WHAT ZAZA WERE YOU ON MATES?!
mars: im ju-
Uranus: LET ME GUESS, YOU JUMPED OFF A SIX FOOT POLL AND BROKE YOUR ARMS?!
Mars: what no- im playing cards with Venus luna and Mercury rn.
Uranus: oh thank the universe, wait... Where's earth????
Earth: asteroid belt
Uranus: doing what???
Earth: finding a good astroid to eat :3
Uranus: BABE NOO-
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Yero :3 a-
System: this is my job remember?
Oh... right sorry 😓
System: ahem hello lovely reader I hope you are having a good day/night :) you have reached the end of this chapter. Me and STAR hope you enjoyed this one despite it's short length.😒
I tried 😔
System:whatever, anyways we hope to see you in the next one
Kind regards system.
-star :3
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solarballs in a gc?!?!?!
FantasiaI'm bored and I like drama Also: depressed jupiter?! (Lol this is cool)
