SML One Shots

The Discovery Of Bisexuality

In the SML house that the Skeeter Boys like to hang out in, especially on the red couch, there were 3 people on the red couch.

They were Braxton Junior, Joseph Hisfriendfromschool and Cody Nutkiss. Cody was on his phone talking to Timmy, but he was listening in the conversation between the two.

"Dude, I am not a homosexual, I like pussy, if it smells correct." Said Joseph as he looked at Junior.

"I mean listen. Here is the problem. As a guy, right, you are naturally attracted to anything with curves." Said Junior as Cody raised an eyebrow to that, but he guess it was true to him since Ken is quite curvy.

"So like, if you want to see a Rock formation, and if it looks curvy enough and it can get impregnated, you want to fuck it." Joseph and Cody turned to him with shocked expressions on their faces.

"What. The. Fuck." Said Cody with a shocked expression.

"That is not true." Said Joseph.

"For once, you are right, Joseph. That is not true at all!" Yelled Cody.

"That is 100% true!" Countered Junior as he looked at his best friends. "And that is why liking femboys is not gay. That is 100% straight." Said Junior.

Joseph looks at him with a hand under his chin, "That is not gay?"

"It is gay! And I should know!" Yelled Cody, the man with 2 boyfriends.

"It's not gay. It really is not gay." Said Junior as they were not convinced to hear that, not at all.

"Junior, sleeping with a femboy is one of the gayest things you could do. Well, I haven't tried it, but you know." Said Cody as Junior rolled his eyes.

"Just because you are sleeping with a femboy does not mean you are sucking them off!" Yelled Junior as he breathed in, "It is as simple as that."

"So you believe you can be a straight guy and like femboys at the same time?" Asked Joseph, already knowing the answer.

"Yes." Said Junior.

Joseph and Cody looked at each other in sequence. Having a mental conversation that was laid off as they were waiting for the most important question that will test out their friendship.

"Junior, are you sure you are not bisexual?" Asked Joseph as Junior looked at him.

"What? Of course not. I have a girlfriend!" Yelled Junior in defiance.

"You do know that you can have a girlfriend and still be bi?" Asked Cody with a raised brow.

"Do not be ridiculous, Cody! I am as straight as a line!" said Junior with crossed arms.

"As straight as when you have to draw it without any equipment." said Joseph as Cody nodded while Junior looked at him in confusion.

"What?" Junior asked.

"Yeah, he is right. It can still be straight, but it won't be fully straight." said Cody as Junior raised a finger in protest, but could not find any words against that.

"I- I- Dang it." Said Junior as he dropped his head as they patted him on the back. Realizing that he was, in fact, bisexual