SML One Shots

The Violin Recital Incident

"Blue 4." said Junior as he dropped a card known as a Blue 4 in UNO while he was playing it with Joseph and Penelope in the playroom. Junior had a total of 3 cards, Joseph had UNO as he had 1 card left in his hand and Penelope had 4 cards in her hand.

Penelope looked at the card and frowned which made Joseph smirk as he knew that meant she had no Blue Card which means she has to draw a card. Perfect for him actually. As he had a Blue 1 card in his hand which meant that the only person that was going to win was him! It was a full proof gam-

"+4." Penelope said as she dropped the most powerful card in the game as Joseph gasped at hearing that as she placed her hand under her chin. "Hmm... I will go with... red like my hair." said Penelope as there was silence in the air.

Joseph flipped the table, "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! WHY?!" Joseph paced around the place as Penelope just watched in amusement.

Junior stood up, "Joseph, what in the actually hell are you doing?! Why did you flip my goddamn table?!"

"You know damn well why! I had a Blue Card! I should've won the damn game!" yelled Joseph as he placed his hands on his hand.

"Really?! That is why you flipped my shit?!" asked Junior as Joseph turned to him.

"You act like you wouldn't do that as well." said Joseph as Junior raised a finger, but then dropped it.

"Fair."

"You boys just suck at this game, you two should learn how to play the game," said Penelope with a shit eating grin on her face as the two boys then turned to her.

Before they could even yell at her, they heard that their phone ringed for a notification. They looked at it and saw it was from the group chat called "The Skeeter Boys and Penelope." which Penelope hated the name. She tried to convince that she was part of the boys even dating one of the guys, but nope.

Freddie, who was a goddamn kindergarnder was part of the Skeeter Boys, but not Penelope. This shit was rigged.

They saw the message was from Cody who was asking who could be there for his violin recital. Freddie couldn't go as he was a kid, that somehow got into this group, Timmy said that he had to read his Bible for the 16th time that day and Jeffy said no.

"Violin recital? Hell no!" said Junior as he closed his phone as he turned to Penelope and Joseph, "So guys, what do you wa-"

"Hold up, what did you just say?" asked Penelope as Junior raised an eyebrow.

"I am not going to that violin recital." said Junior as Penelope shook her head.

"Oh no, no, no, you are going to that violin recital." Penelope firmly said that.

"Wait what?! I am not going to there, again. That was horrible." said Junior.

"Come on, Junior, he is your friend. You should be there for him." said Penelope as Junior and Joseph looked at each other like they had a mental conversation about this. It was like this. "She for real?" "I think for real, for real." "Dang."

"No. I am going there! I do not care if he was my dad, Chef Pee Pee, my grandpa, my mom, the president, I will not hear that violin recital again." said Junior as she crossed her arms and raised her brow.

"What if I was doing the violin recital? You know... your girlfriend?" asked Penelope as Junior gulped and Joseph laughed.

"Uh... I... might come there?" asked Junior.

Joseph coughed into his hand, "Pussy whipped." Junior hit him with his shoulder.

"Shut up." Junior cleared his throat, "What I was trying to say is that he is a horrible player! Have you heard him play the violin?" asked Junior as Penelope sighed.

"Not everyone can be like Mozart, Junior." Penelope said as Junior looked at her.

"Yeah, because not everyone was beaten by their dad when they were 4." said Junior as their jaws were unhinged hearing that.

"Damn." said Joseph.

"I... I guess you are kinda right, but still, you are going to his violin recital, whetever you like it or not." said Penelope as Junior tried his hardest to find a solution against this as he sighed.

"He gave me AIDS with that performance!" said Junior as Penelope looked at him shocked to hear that. "Like, I am not joking, he gave actual AIDS due to that. My ears were almost broken from that. Thank God for your dad curing AIDs, though." said Junior.

Penelope shook her head, "You are still going mister, alright?" asked Penelope as Junior rolled his eyes.

"Fine, but you are going with me. I am not suffering alone."

"Sure, I don't mind that at all." said Penelope, not thinking anything about that recital.

"Well good luck on your date cause I am out of here, du-" Junior grabbed Joseph by his shirt, "Oh no."

"You are going with us." said Junior as Joseph had no choice, but to go.

At The Violin Recital

Cody was playing the violin in his violin recital and it was actually going great!... if you were deaf and blind

This was actually going worse than before. Judith ripped her ears out, Tyrone stabbed his ears with a pencil, Jackie Chu used earbuds to knock out the noise as the rest of the kids and adults had to suffer.

For our trio?

Junior covered his ears that were still bleeding from them.

Penelope covered her ears as her glasses were broken as Cody's horrible skill broke them.

Joseph banged his head on the ground as he had his teeth shattered from this performance.

"I did not expect Cody to be this bad, I am so sorry, Junior." said Penelope as she hugged Junior.

Junior returned it as he sounded like he went through war, "It is fine. We will get through this together." He then turned his eyes to Joseph, who was also hugging him.

Brooklyn T Guy walked towards them with a sorrow look on his face, "You have AIDS now."

They grimaced, "We know."