SML One Shots

Gen Alpha Brooklyn Guy

When the quartet heard that there was a door bell, Cody told Junior to go get it, which he did as Penelope followed him because Junior had a dream where she cheated on him on Joseph, so they answered the door to see Brookyln Guy.

"Hello?" asked Junior as Brooklyn Guy looked at him.

"Heya, did anyone DoorDash?" asked Brooklyn as he then turned to see his daughter, "Wait, Penelope?"

"Dad? Why are you in your Doctor's uniform?" asked Penelope. She knew that her dad had every job, but this was ridiculous.

"Oh I am delivering food in between surgeries in order to get some extra monion." said Brooklyn as both of the kids turned to him once he said that.

"What?" asked Penelope.

"Monion. It is what young people call money:" said Brooklyn which made Penelope gag once she heard that.

"Oh my god, dad, I hate it when you use young people slang." said Penelope as Brooklyn shook it off.

"Come on, don't be a hater because your dad is getting all of that monion." said Brooklyn as Penelope blinked in disgust.

"Please stop saying that!" yelled Penelope.

"I am edging, Penelope!" said Brooklyn as Junior gaped his mouth hearing that. Saying that in front of your own daughter is diabolical.

"No you are not, dad!" shouted Penelope.

"I am gooning for this monion!" yelled Brooklyn unaware what he was saying.

"No you are not!" shouted Penelope as Junior looked at her.

"Why is he speaking like this?" Junior asked as Penelope sighed.

"He watched a ton of TikTok and Instagram Reels before going to bed and now... he has Brainrot." explained Penelope, making Junior widened his eyes.

"Oh no."

"I am afraid that thai is reality."

"Guys come on, don't be shy. Show me that gyat." both of them turned to Brooklyn Guy.

"Excuse me?" asked Junior with a shocked look on his face.

"That gyat. Stick that gyat up for the Rizzler." that sentence alone made both Junior and Penelope nearly puke upon hearing that.

"NO! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!" yelled Junior as Brooklyn Guy shrugged it off.

"Are you guys hating on my Aura, cause that is maxxed out, let me tell ya." said Brooklyn as Penelope physically cringed.

"No! You have negative aura just by speaking like this!" yelled Junior as the man laughed.

"You guys are being ridiculous. You guys are breaking my mewing streak with your hating." said Brooklyn as the two would have died out of cringe.

"It was already broken!" yelled Junior as at this point he would rather see his girlfriend cheat on him rather than be in this conversation ever again.

"You are so mean, my pookie bears." said Brooklyn which actually dealt physical damage to them by just hearing that.

"The hell did you just call us?!" yelled Penelope in horror. How is this getting worse by the second?!

"Pookie bears. What do you want me to call you guys? Like my blueberry muffins? My besties? My goonsquad?" asked Brooklyn as they are getting actually tired hearing this man speak.

"None of that! Ever again, you hear that?!" asked Junior as this was the worst day of his life.

"Okay fine, geez, you guys really just backshotted me. Came straight from the behind. You really rail-"

"PLEASE!" Junior screamed as Penelope was on the verge of crying from this. "SHUT UP! PLEASE BE QUIET!"

Brooklyn looked at them and realized something. They were actually getting hurt from what he was saying, which meant he could only do one thing: "No problem! Here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR: The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for-"

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled Junior as Brooklyn Guy was taken aback from that, "Every single time you speak is killing inside of me that I used to love inside of me, so will you please, SHUT UP!?"

"Okay geez Louise, what a drama queen." Brooklyn Guy handed the package to Junior, "Here ya go. Just take these hot dogs and have Skibidi Toilet Day. Ohio baby Gronk." Brooklyn T. Guy walked off like he didn't cause mass genocide on their braincells.

"... I hate my life."

"I am on the same boat as you:" Junior said as he would rather not speak about this and basically forgot about his dream.