SML One Shots

Why Mind Reading is a Horrible Power

In The SML House, 5 students were at the infamous red couch from the Y U DUMB?! School. They were Braxton Junior, Joseph Hisfriendfromschool, Cody Nutkiss, Jeffy Jeffy and Penelope Guy. Why were they there?

Because of the whole fact that they had a shit ton of homework that can fill an entire bunker. At least it wasn't that dreadful 500 pound of an essay from before, but it was still way too much and not to mention that Cody didn't want to hear his parents argue again, the same could be said for Penelope as she did not want to hear her dad bitch and moan about the Miami Heat.

Now, it was actually quite shocking to see Joseph, Junior or Jeffy do their homework, but it does work better than just not doing it. Either that or they have to go to kindergarten with Mikey again.

"UGH! THIS IS SO BORING!" Junior thought to himself as then he had an idea. What if... What if he used his mind reading powers from before? When he went to the microwave a few years ago. The truth is that he was the only one that didn't lose his powers fully so this might be an interesting idea.

And heck, he can figure out how to homework easier.

He looked at Cody first, "Man, what the shit am I doing? This is the weirdest thing I have ever done. What does Jackie Chu even expect us to do? Find the cure to cancer?! This is impossible!" Junior then looked down as soon as he saw Cody look up at him, "Still though... I want to plow Junior so hard."

Junior gulped as he knew that would happen. Cody was straight as a circle and pretty much lusts over any man on the planet, so this... was not shocking at all. Still, it didn't make him a bit uncomfortable to hear that.

He then looked over at Joseph, who was struggling with basic math like 2+1 even though he knew how to figure that out. "DUDE! This shit be wilding! This is wild! How can someone make shit like this even possible?! Still though..." Joseph glanced at Junior who was pretending to write down some notes, "I want to plow Junior so hard. No homo though."

Junior nearly swallowed his own spit hearing that. That he was not expecting like that from one of his best buddies. Sure, there were hints here and there about Joseph might liking him, but he thought it would be just platonic no homo stuff.

Well maybe Penelope has some interesting stuff. What would she even think about? Periods? Girl stuff?

It will be interesting.

"Ugh, this is getting annoying. I don't even think this is mathematically possible! Not to mention, these guys are not being quiet!" Penelope then glance at her boyfriend with narrowed eyes and bitting of her lips, "Still... I want to plow Junior so hard, you have no idea. Luckily I have the equipment."

Junior dropped his pen as soon as he heard that, but then made it seem like it was an accident and quickly got it in his hand.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID HE JUST HEARD?!

Why does everyone want to plow him?! Okay, Penelope and Cody make sense, but Joseph?! Oh no... What about Jeffy?

He looked at Jeffy as then...

"Baboo bap, bap, baboo." thought Jeffy. Okay, at least that makes sense. At least that won't, "Also, why does everyone look like they want to plow Junior so hard? I am not going to lie. I can kind-"

Junior dropped his stuff on the ground as he looked at everyone in shock as did everyone. They looked at him in shock.

"Dude, is you good?" asked Joseph as he looked at his friend.

"Yeah are you okay?" asked Cody.

"Is everything alright?" asked Penelope as she was not expecting something like that out of nowhere.

"Why you even do that?" asked Jeffy in his own Jeffy fashion.

Junior then looked at them as they were all quiet as then he heard them thinking at the same time.

"Get naked, Junior."

"Get naked, right now Junior."

"Butt naked."

"OH, I HAVE TO GO, GUYS!" Junior stood up as he then began to run away from those people as fast as humanly possible.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SEXY BASTARD!" they yelled.

This is why Mind reading is a horrible power.