@GINNY.WEASLEY
hes practicing how he is gonna flirt with guys on me. please send help guys 😭
Replies:
@HAZZA_POTT: you are secretly enjoy it, don't even lie
^@GINNY.WEASLEY: ...no 🤭@LOVEGOOD_LUNA: Oh, he ate this photo UP
^@HAZZA_POTT: please marry me 🙏
^@LOVEGOOD_POTT: I'm sadly a lesbian 😔
^@HAZZA_POTT: and im gay but dw we can make it work baby girl 😘@BITCHYKEN: Send him my way, I'll teach him how to properly flirt. I'm a pro 😎
^@ROSIER.BARTY: can confirm ‼️@THATDANGDEER: THATS MY SON ‼️💪🏻😎
^@HAZZA_POTT: im taking your advice papa
^@REGULUS.POTTER: That's so reassuring 😀———
DAILY WINGMAN UPDATES 🫡
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: you still breathing diggory?
CED_: Fuck offff
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: also since im wingmaning you
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: you should wingman meCED_: With who? 🤨
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: um the man i've been in love with since i was 14
CED_: How the fuck am I supposed to know who that is?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: ✨ announcer ✨
CED_: WHAT
CED_: IS LEE GAY?GRED._.WEASLEBEE: that's what i need you to find out
CED_: I'll try ig
CED_: Don't put too much faith in me tho———
*UNAMED CHAT*
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: alright im done with all this "i want a boyfriend shit"
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: im getting you a boyfriendHAZZA_POTT: how exactly are you going to do that?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: i'll name guys and you say if they are boyfriend material
HAZZA_POTT: ...okay?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: blaise?
HAZZA_POTT: he's hot but not my type
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: dean?
HAZZA_POTT: he is in love with seamus
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: neville?
HAZZA_POTT: 1. he's like my brother
HAZZA_POTT: 2. still not my typeGRED._.WEASLEBEE: you are not an easy person to help
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: cedric?HAZZA_POTT: ew, not the golden boy
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: oh come on
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: what is wrong with cedric?HAZZA_POTT: don't you hate him?
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: not anymore
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: we are besties nowHAZZA_POTT: my answer is still no
GRED._.WEASLEBEE: 😒
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GRED._.WEASLEBEE: can you help me wingman
FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: if you are talking about harry then fuck yeah
FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: all he does is talk about how he wants a boyfriend
FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: it makes me want to repeatedly slam my head against a wallGRED._.WEASLEBEE: i have a plan but we need everyone's help
FORGE._.WEASLEBEE: im down for anything georgie
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