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Me:
Heyy hosu where tf are you
It's too late now be home in 10 minutes
Or else I'll peel you off.

Myg:
Hi? I'm not hosu

Me:
Wow great.
Actually i wanted to text my brother whose roaming out since morning.

Myg:
Go and text him bye.

Me:
Wait aren't you wondering that why I haven't saved his number in my phone

Myg:
Well no I'm not

Me:
Yes you are? Aw how sweet
So it's because of my knucklehead neighbour.
His name's pon

Myg:
Idc go and tell him not me.

Me:
So yesterday he came to my house and then we were talking on random topics that's when I accidentally said that his sister is hella hot then pon got pissed off he came to throw hands on me so to defend myself i threw my phone on his face

Me:
He got stitches and i became phone less.

Myg:
Wtf! Dude damn great story
But idc
Fuck off.


Me:
So rude but hey what's your name?

Myg :
Don't wanna tell you.

Me:
Okay :⁠-⁠)

[You saved the contact as don't wanna tell you]

Dontwannatellyou
Listen you punk
I'm here to take a break from my work
I don't wanna text any stranger like you.
So respectfully fuck off.

Me:
Dude yk you're very rude
But don't worry I can fix that.
Btw you're name 'dontwannatellyou' is weird

Dontwannatellyou:
AHHH FUCKING STOP TEXTING ME.

Me:
For now? Okay bye sweetheart.

Dontwannatellyou:
Ew creep.

Time: 3am

Me:
Heyy you up?

Dontwannatellyou:
WHO THE FUCK STAYS UP AT 3 FUCKING AM??

me:
Me:⁠-⁠)

Dontwannatellyou:
Ok lemme explain you calmly.

Me:
Okay but what?

Dontwannatellyou:
See we both are FUCKING
strangers to each other we don't even know
Eachother's names. I don't trust you
So fucking STOP TEXTING ME.

Me:
Wow very calm but you're not
Strangers to me cuz I know your name's don't wanna tell you.

Dontwannatellyou:
.....WTF....BYE....🖕

Me:
🫶🫂💃

Dontwannatellyou:
I beg you to stop texting me
Cuz I'll FUCKING STOP FUNCTIONING
If I'll not sleep.

Me:
Okay sweetheart goodnight sWET dreams.

Dontwannatellyou:
W.  T.   F.

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Wow I re wrote it cuz I fucking forgot to check how it looked like after publishing. And when I checked it now I was traumatized by how messy  it was. I'm dumb nvm btw support namjoon

I'm so done with myself....

~author

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