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99Me:
KDIFNDJDKAAAKSSKSKSKS HOLY FUCKKK
SAV3 ME LORD

Me:
*Save

Grumpygrandpa:
Here we go again.....

Me:
Stfu I got a good news DAMNN

grumpygrandpa:
Congratulations which month is it rn?

Me:
I'm not pregnant jeez yk I told you about that hot guy? I talked to him today and we exchanged numbers and fucking insta id AND HIS HOLY NAME IS NAMJOON EOFYENFHWOWOWO

grumpygrandpa:
Wow great you got a Daddy.

Me:
Why does that sound like you're not interested.

Grumpygrandpa:
Ofc,
I'm not.

Me:
Well he's not my daddy but I wouldn't mind if he'll become one ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Grumpygrandpa:
U r ew.

Me:
Are you jealous?ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Grumpygrandpa:
HELL NO I don't even know you.

Me:
Then try To know me.

Grumpygrandpa:
No I'm good.

Me:

Ouch

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Ouch....

Grumpygrandpa:

Grumpygrandpa:Okay now I gotta dip you're being pain in ass

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Grumpygrandpa:
Okay now I gotta dip you're being pain in ass.

Me:
Me being pAiN iN aSs? U lil fucker.

Grumpygrandpa:
Now you're using my language.💅💁

Me:
Stfu let's know eachother

Grumpygrandpa:
Why?

Me:
So that we'll not be strangers
Okay what's your name?

Grumpygrandpa:
Why should I tell you what if you'll kidnap me and kill me. I wanna die but not in such young age.

Me:
Bitch what? Trust me I'm not a kidnapper I'm just a normal guy with a lost piece of brain.

Grumpygrandpa:
Lol I'll not tell first.

Me:
Okay I'll start
My name is Jung hoseok.
I'm 19.

Grumpygrandpa:
Wow.

Me:
Now your turn.

Grumpygrandpa:
Nope not in a mood.

Me:

U fuckin played with me bitch

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U fuckin played with me bitch.

Grumpygrandpa:
Loll okay imma telling
Min yoongi
22.

Me:
Wow phakk your name is so hwatttヽ⁠༼⁠⁰⁠o⁠⁰⁠;⁠༽⁠ノ.

Grumpygrandpa:
Okay I'm leaving my fingers are dead already.

Me:
Okay atleast I got to know your name.

[You changed grumpygrandpa to hwatyoongi]

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Sorry for not updating I was busy with my cousins who came to spend vacation.

Btw guess who got 83.50%.

YWAHH THAT'S THIS GRANDMA. YEAHH I GOT FUCKING 83 PERCENTAGE. IM SO HAPPY.

~author

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