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Me:
Hey are you up now?

Dontwannatellyou:
Maybe I'm.

Me:
Great i wanna tell you something amazing

Dontwannatellyou:
Don't wanna listen thank you.

Me:
You don't have to listen you just have to see the texts dumb.

Dontwannatellyou:
I-

Me:
So today on my way to uni i bumped into a fucking hot snack like man he was so polite. He said sorry like 24 times.

Dontwannatellyou:
Is there something I can do with this shitty story?

Me:
Yeah you can get an idea that I'm gay.

Dontwannatellyou:
👍

Me:
What👍 react MORE.

dontwannatellyou:
😀😃🍾💃🖕
Enough?

Me:
Yeahhh btw are you a male?

Dontwannatellyou:
Ofc not.

Me:
Wow I always wanted to text a random girl w⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠w

Dontwannatellyou:
Godd you're so weird you fuck.

Me:
Ikr you fuckᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ
Btw are you on your periods?

Dontwannatellyou:
Wtf NO. IM NOT NOT

Me:
Then why you're so grumpy and moody.

Dontwannatellyou:
*Sigh* I'm a guy now for god's sake stop texting me you're annoying.

Me:
Hehe i knew you were a guy just wanted to play a trick.

Dontwannatellyou:
Okay I'll leave instead of you

Me:
Huh grumpy grandpa ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

[You changed dontwannatellyou to grumpy grandpa]

Time skip

Me:
AHAHHAHHHH
DJCJDJCM
FUCKKKKK OML SAVE ME.

grumpygrandpa:
What now?

Me:
FUCK THERE'S A FUCKING CENTIPEDE IN MY MFUCKING TOILET. AHHHAHDUC

grumpygrandpa:
Wow amazing talk to it.

Me:
Are you joking at this moment?
Srsly?

Grumpygrandpa:
Yeah why? Do you expect me to throw that weird insect out of your toilet.

Me:
I wish you could but nvm. Atleast gimme some mental support I'm shaking in fear. 🫨

Grumpygrandpa:
Wow annoy the centipede like you annoy Me and It'll leave like I'm leaving.

Me:
Heh? Sorry I didn't get it . Are you leaving?

Me:
Hey you there.

Me:
Grumpy grandpa.

Me:
Fuck you Lil shit.

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Yeah it's such a boring chapter ikr......

~author


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