FT one shots and crossovers

Fights and Missions

It was supposed to be a normal job. Yet, like always, one of the two had to mess things up. It wasn't like she was blaming anyone, heavens no. She was all too used to it. But one would think that they would have learned their lesson by now. ... Oh who was she kidding?

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"Erza!" Lucy called.

The redheaded mage turned at the sound of her name. "Yes, Lucy? What is it? Did Natsu burn up your apartment again?" As she asked this, the swords women readied a hand to summon a blade.

Lucy simply smiled and waved it off. "No, no. I was just here to ask if you wanted to go on a job." She held up a paper. "This one seems simple enough. It's only an escort mission for a noble, moving them from one town to another. It's a high paying one at that."

Erza shared the girl's expression and agreed. "Alright. Lets get Natsu and Gray."

The celestial mage internally groaned. She was hoping that the knight mage would welcome the idea of having a simple girls' mission. In some way the two boys would mess things up. Then Erza would wreak some things as well. However, instead of listing the complaints out loud, the blonde reluctantly followed the command.

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That's it. That was the last straw. After this, Lucy refused to take jobs with the ice head and fire breathe, no matter the circumstances. They hadn't even seen the client they were to protect, only the butler, and they were kicked out. It must have been in record time too. Seeing as they had only just entered the mansion.

The two boys randomly for into one of their spontaneous fights. Half burning, half freezing the place. Then Erza made things a bit worse by trying to intervene, breaking all the windows in the process. The last of the four simply stood back, taking in the action.

"Shouldn't we try and, um, stop them?" The servant questioned.

The blonde rubbed her temples in annoyance. "Well, from what I've learned, there's no point in doing that."

"But I can't have ruffians that cannot behave themselves, serve to guard my master," the man claimed. He turned to the assailants to see the entire from of the building torn away, left with frozen edges, scorch marks, and cuts in the remaining walls. His jaw dropped to the floor. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Lucy quickly plugged her fingers into her ears.

"What is the matter with you three?! I ask for a few guards to be escorts for my lady and what am I aqua tee with? A bunch of bafoons that destroy my master's house!! This is unacceptable! I shan't tolerate this!! Nay!!!! I WILL NOT tolerate this!! I don't ever wish to see your faces again on this property! Good day to you all!!! I shall see to it that a more trustworthy guild will have the honor of serving the mistress."

Erza stood between the conflicting boys. Humbly, she bowed and accepted the angered man's speech. "I am greatly sorry for the damage that we have caused. I will take full responsibility for my teammates childish argument." She turned to the two and glared at them. "We will be taking out leave now."

The stellar mage grinned nervously at the butler. "Sorry again."

After fixing her hair a bit, Erza nimbly jumped through the broken window. "Come, Lucy. The train won't wait forever." Quickly the said girl followed with a half naked male and a sickened pinket.