Thank God Weirdo Spiders DON'T fly

~Lesson: 12~

"Are you two done yet?"
I asked while reading my book.
I was sitting on my couch with my legs crossed as then some more crashing was heard and more things get destroyed.
"TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY DISGRACE!"
Alexander shouted before throwing a framed picture at Claude. Oh, do I care? No. I can quickly repair everything in inhuman speed and be done with it or just let them do it for all I care. Good idea..
"NO YOU'RE THE FILTHY DISGRACE YOU DISGUSTING ARACHNOID!" Claude shouted back before dodging the picture.
I sighed and placed my book down. I can't read with them shouting and throwing things at each other.
"OKAY YOU TWO THAT'S ENOUGH!" I shouted as I stood up.
Claude and Alexander were about to start punching each other but froze and looked at me.
"You two are so childish I swear...anyway, I want you two to clean this mess up. ASAP!" Claude and Alexander over exaggeratedly groaned and slouching over before taking baby steps away.
Wait--How old are they again? 4 years old? Meh. I don't remember..
I rolled my eyes before walking to my kitchen. Luckily, they didn't damage this area..
I leaned on my counter and closed my tired eyes. Not tired in as in 'sleepy', but tired as in, 'I'm about fed up with their bullishit'. I continued staying in this position, pondering about life and how badly it has gone wrong...
"Okay. We're done." Claude plainly said. I opened one eye and looked at them.
"Good. Now--"
"If you're going to tell me to leave, no. Not unless 'it' leaves."
I gritted my teeth and tapped my fingernails against the marble counter. They're starting to piss me off...it's not even something to laugh about...
Claude glared at Alexander and turned back to me with a look on his faced that begged, 'Get-this-thing-out-or-I'll-kill-it' I stood up straight and stretched.
"Both of you are acting like four year olds. Alexander, you need to leave." I plainly said. I kept that in because I didn't want to cause anymore drama than there already was but...I had to finally say this.
Alexander widen his eyes at me before crossing his arms. "No."
I rose a brow at that.
"Yes. This is my territory and you invaded it by coming in without permission nor consent by me. You need to leave." I explained to him.
Alexander sighed heavily before turning to the door and simply walking out, slamming the door behind him.
I looked over at Claude and he just gave me the same look.
"And why are you here again?" I asked irritated. If he wants to do something weird, I'm going to flip my lid so high...
"I wanted to visit you. You seemed strange when you left and I wanted to make sure you're alright."
This, for some unknown reason, caused my cheeks to go a little red. He's...been thinking about me...just as a I was thinking about him...
I looked away and shuttered.
"Oh...I'm fine. There's nothing you need worrying about here..." I replied with my cheeks glowing a little more red. Claude smirked.
"Yes there is, It's you. I also wanted to use my last favor..."
I tensed and turned completely away from him.
"Go on." Claude stepped closer to my back and leaned over before whispering in my ear,
"What do you feel towards me? I want to know the honest answer."
My eyes widen and my cheeks were now completely red when I gulped.
Do I? What are my feelings?...Why do I feel this way... These thoughts were racing around in my mind as I turned to him. My red orbs scanned the floor out of nervousness as I clenched my fists. I...I can't look him in the eye...what is this? How did I go from being a strict coworker to...to this pathetic mess?! This...this can't be right! I'm....I..changed..from Claude..
"I...don't have an answer for that question yet. I...It wouldn't be the honest answer, more of a gussed answer." I said rather quickly and took a deep breath. I sensed Claude's smirk grow even wider. "I see. Thank you. Oh, may I stay longer? I like your territory more than mine honestly.."
I shot my eyes at him.
"Really?--What. Ugh, yes. Just don't do anything that would be to my disliking and kicking you out literally." I instructed before I yawned. Oh no.
I tried stopping the yawn to be shorter and it ended with me wanting to do it again. Demons only do this when it's time for their true sleep. I only said that demons don't NECESSARILY need sleep, which was sort of wrong in a way. There comes a time where a demon has to rest to focus their power in their soul and to gain more energy when low. I seem to be low on my 'bullishit bearing' power..
Claude widen his eyes at me.
"You need sleep...don't you Sebastian?" He asked. I placed my hands on my hips. "No, I need to fit more souls in my mouth Claude." I said sarcastically. He chuckled.
"That was actually good, not going to lie.."
I shook my head and walked passed Claude to my couch to just read my book I've been wanting to read for so long... I picked my novel that contains the extraordinary power to take you places within your own mind. Well, all books do that amazing thing. Ahh...I love books~
I didn't realize that Claude was reading my special paper before he commented,
"I didn't know you read those kinds of books Sebastian...I never knew you to be that way before.." I jumped and slammed the novel shut before looking up at him.
"Don't you have something else better to do?!" He grinned.
"Nothing's better than doing you--"
"NO. Just stop. Please.." I interrupted and threw my book to the side before turning and laying down on the couch. I scooted myself more up to where my legs can rest on the soft couch before closing my eyes and sighing.
I could just feel Claude staring down at me...I opened one eye and looked at him. "What." I asked. Claude scratched the back of his head.
"May I--*yawn* rest with you?"
I grunted out of annoyance and stood up. I'm more tired now than willing to deal with any crap.
You see, this 'necessary sleep' for demons strikes when the demon least expects it. It starts with a sudden yawn then their awareness and both physical and emotional strength drastically grow weaker along with now the craving to just fall over and sleep. That's what I'm experiencing right now...
I stumbled my way to my bedroom, with Claude following behind and plopped down onto my bed. I then fixed myself to where I felt comfortable and rested my head on my kitten pillow.
Claude yawned again before taking off his glasses and layed down next to me. Right before he tried to touch me with his bare hand, I smacked it. "Nothing. Weird." I sternly instructed.

"Nothing Weird"