Episode 3: Ending the Entertainment District Arc with one slash?
After Saitama got his own sword, he also wear uniform and wears his blahblah haori (I don't know which haori is good for him)
Saitama and Tanjiro's friend was hired by Tengen so they can go to entertainment district and investigate about the missing civilians.
Saitama:
"So we go to that district? What is that for? Are there also shops there and cheap sales?"Tengen:
"No you dummy, we are going to kill demons"Saitama:
"But today is Black Saturday, how about the sales?"Tengen gets irritated:
"Shut up baldy, there are no sales today!"Tengen muter as he begin to run towards the district, leaving Tanjiro and his friends.
Tanjiro was awkward:
"Let's go sir Saitama?"Saitama in blank:
"Yeah"Saitama runs so fast he leave Tanjiro and his friends, he also outrun Tengen, Saitama tried to stop as he is running too fast but he bump into a big rock and his uniform becomes dirty.
After reaching the entertainment district at evening in which that is the time they will work, they start to make up Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke and then they are entering as one of the courtesan inside the house.
Saitama and Tengen goes to the rooftop to observe while also patrolling the district.
Saitama:
"So, what am I suppose to do here?"Tengen:
"You will be at my side to observe--"Saitama :
*Daydreaming*Tengen:
"Oi!"Saitama looking emotionless:
"Sup?"Tengen was disappointed that Saitama wasn't taking the job seriously, maybe he is bored or he isn't not good in observing the area.
after 3 days (I'm tired lol)
Saitama and Tengen notice Zenitsu was missing, they call Tanjiro and Inosuke while they eat riceball.
Tengen:
"The yellow head is missing"Tanjiro:
"How?"Inosuke:
"Maybe kidnapped?"Saitama:
"Make it 20 words or less"After discussing, they start to invade the house where Zenitsu is working, Tengen got hints and now telling his allies to separate.
Saitama and Tengen walks in the streets and notice someone was fighting in the underground.
Tengen:
"Someone is fighting below here!"Saitama:
"Ok let's go"Saitama uses his sword and uses it as a shovel, he dig so fast he made a tunnel underground and saw Inosuke fighting an obi demon.
Tengen was speechless as he scratch his head
Tengen:
"Is this guy joking? Did I just see a sword used as a shovel?"Inosuke fighting an obi demon:
"Hey help me here! This demon got hostages!"Saitama:
"Ok"Saitama swing his sword to the obi demon who can't react, and the demon dies instantly from his slash.
Saitama:
"Done what's next?"Tengen and Inosuke were speechless.
The obi with civilian inside are now freed
Saitama heard a noise, he jumps up back in the district and saw Tanjiro was holding demon Nexuko.
Saitama in blank:
"What's up?"Tanjiro:
"T-there is an upper moon demon! Look!"Saitama looks at the demon infront of him, a young woman with obi sashes
Daki:
"Are you a hashira? You save my time!"Saitama:
"Can I kill this demon"Tanjiro:
"Huh? W-well if you can"Saitama speedblitz Daki off as her head was cut, her big bro Gyutaro emerges afterwards.
Daki:
"Big brother! That ugly man tried to kill me!"Gyutaro holding sickles:
"Is that so? Let me kill this baldy"Gyutaro laughs wickedly as he scratch his neck, then he saw Saitama blinking infront of him before Saitama slashes him and his sister multiple times.
Saitama:
"Consecutive normal Slashes"And boom, upper moon 6 are all gone.
Tengen, Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke has a dumbfounded expression.
They look each other as they don't know what to speak.
Tengen's wives also reunited and they are also speechless when they know Saitama effortlessly defeated them like they are just a bunch of insects.
After that they walk off afterwards and go home without any injuries.
Saitama rushes to the store around Tokyo since there is 50% sales there. It's just limited time for Saitama.End of Entertainment District Arc.
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One Slash Man (Saitama OPM x Demon Slayer KNY)
FanfictionSaitama journey himself in becoming demon slayer, he is no longer one punch man, but he is one slash man, one slash from this hero and the demons are gone for good. THIS IS A PARODY, DON'T TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY