It was an average skibidi day in the life of the real Jason Dean ((Not Clickbait‼️)). I went to my Sigma lessons as usual but suddenly I ran into...
Mrs balls.
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"So not alpha! Mrs Balls has level 0 gyat!" I exclaim, doing the meepcity angry emote.
I sit down in my chair with solumn dignity. "I can't let the omegas see this angers me," I think to myself, looking stoic as usual.
Unfortunately, Mrs Balls senses my Sigma aura and approaches in a threatening manner.
"That is the rizzler chair," she snarls, "you can't sit there!"
I stay silent in order to keep my mewing streak, gesturing to her. 🤫🧏♂️
I have too much rizz to indulge this nonsense.
"You need to move you skibidi toilet, you." She shakes her fist at me in fury as my omegas go like "🙅♂️🙅♀️🙅" at her, warning of the danger that is about to come.
"You can't mog the real Jason Dean!" One cries, but Mrs Balls does not listen.
"If you won't mew-ve then you've GYAT to get out of my classroom‼️"
Suddenly, my alpha wolf form breaks through, and Mrs Balls looks on in horror as I looksmax to the point of no return, infinitely mogging her.
A cry comes from the soyjack as it's body slowly folds into an origami swan.
"Heh, should be careful next time you mog an alpha." I say without opening my mouth using my magic Alpha Sigma Mewer Looksmaxxer powers.
In a final spiteful act, the skibidi school spontaneously combusts and becomes no more.
"Time for my goonshesh!"
The End
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HumorA collection of short stories humorously interpreting the school stories my friend told me except I change them entirely and use brain rot lingo. This is dumb but fun. Check the description again another day for a shameless self promo of the actual...
