The era is the late 1800s. Mrs Balls has just married Mr Balls. But don't you worry, she doesn't have rizz. You see, Mr Balls has a dangerous secret...
"I hugged you because you're more than just your face to me. I want to hold all of you. There is definitely no other reason." Affirmed an uncomfortable looking Mr Balls who was strictly avoiding eye contact with the beast.
Mrs Balls went red in the face, "Oh, how sweet. I can't believe I am now married to such a wonderful man. What a wonderful wedding this is turning out to be."
"Yes, yes. Just gyat to pop to the loo."
Mr Balls walked unsuspiciously to the mens bathroom, where he was met with a devastated Kai Cenat.
"Kai, what's wrong?"
Kai responded, choking back cries, trying to hide his face, "I just... I can't believe this is what we have to settle for."
"I know... I know." Mr Balls rested his forehead against Kai's and held his face, wiping away his tears as they fell. "But you know people were suspicious. This is for the best." His eyes begin to well up. "Even though we're two men, we love each other as we are meant to love women. That can't be wrong, right?"
"What about our baby, Gronk? How will we care for him when we will barely even see him."
"I will not abandon you. There will be time to care for Gronk. I promise. Lizzy Dunn might rizz him up, but never in the way you Lizzy-done rizzed me, and therefore never enough to take him away from us."
The two shared a kiss. It was comforting more than anything. Their tears mixed together as their faces touched, their hearts beat in sync, and in that one moment, all was good.
However, the wedding must go on. The newlyweds must go home to their now shared house, and for now, baby Gronk will not see dad number 2.
The End?
🏳️🌈I hope you Enjoy pride month.🏳️🌈
Author's note:
Remember to respect everyone regardless of gender, sexuality, sex, mpreg, or sexual preferences.
You are valid if you are harmless.
Sincerely, Jack from Innocte.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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