AITA for blowing up my school?

"Awesomesauce"

Another morning in the life of the real Jason Dean. My eyes open with what would be great force for any other individual on Earth because of the muscle mass of my eyelids, but luckily, my alpha sigma power makes it a breeze.

As per usual, I walk to Sigma School, except- gasp! There's been a budget increase! It is now bigger and called Sigma College. "That's a weird rebrand." I sigma think until I decide not to bother myself with such trivial matters.

I teleport inside using my mega ultra infinite alpha powers, as I usually would, but as I get there, it seems the omegas in the room are unaware of my true power (because I'm stoic and humble and don't brag) and I am made to go into a room where no-one else resides.

I shan't make a fuss; a sigma knows when to truly use their power. I wait until they close the door to unleash the beast inside of me.

"NO ONE. CAGES. THE REAL JASON DEAN."
I howl, bursting forth into the ligma lecture room. Everyone who was involved in my capture suddenly cowers and bows to me submissively, and everyone else claps in appreciation of my extreme power and muscles and general attractiveness.

All those who defied me suddenly become plastic swords and are sweeped into a pile by the cleaner.

"Awesomesauce." Mutters the lecturer audibly.

Just another day for the real Jason Dean.

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I haven't updated this in forever, but the real Jason Dean calls to me. He whispers to me as I sleep. Things like "Update the wattpad, Jack." And "I am God." I am nothing but kind, so decided to do him this favour out of my own free will and not because of threats towards me and my family.

Jokes aside, I need yo get back into the swing of writing these. I'm rusty, so apologies for the lack of brainrot and short chapter. I'll try and do better in the future. Feel free to give me your school stories, and I'll (vaguely) write them into a chapter.

Toodles!
-Jack