Naaks POV
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"YASSSSSS, FOOOD." My meister yells, grabbing Kids hand and sprinting out the door.
The qual? It's just food.
"Uh... is that how she always is?" I ask the people Y/Ns friends with.
I can't bother to remember their names.
"Yep." Sandy blonde- pigtail girl says bouncing on the balls of her feet and pooping the 'p'.
"PATTI WANTS FOOD, NAAK, TAKE PATTI TO THE FOOD." Patti says jumping on my back and kicking my sides, "ONWARD!"
"What's wrong with you people." I mutter under my breath before walking away with a Patti attached to my back.
"FASTER." She yells.
"I don't even know where we are going." I reply coldly and turning left after walking out the classroom door.
"OTHER WAY!" She pulls on my neck and I pry her hands off before she could choke me.
"I got it, I got it. don't choke me." I say before turning around and head towards, what I'm guessing is the cafeteria.
I wander down the hallways aimlessly with a Patti on my back, getting weird stares from all the people in the school.
Liek you stupid sporks I'm the only normal one here.
When we finally arrive in front of the cafeteria, after getting pulled on and choked throughout the journey Patti yells, "NAOO, TOWARDS THE EXIT."
"What, I thought we were getting food." I ask turning around and walking towards the exit.
"WE ARE, NOW ONWARDS." She ushers me.
~~~~TIME SKIP PROVIDED BY PATTIS MULE, NAAK~~~~
"Now take a left." Patti states calmly, for once, "AND WERE HERE."
Nope, spoke to soon.
We arrive in front of a cute coffee shop with the letters 'hungry?' Along the top.
Oh, so original.
"WE GOING INSIDE, OR NAH?" Patti yells breaking me from my thoughts.
No.
"Yeah, sure." I step inside the Starbucks looking shop.
"TO THE ORDERY PLACE." Patti yells catching the attention of everyone in the shop.
What, have they never seen a weirdo screaming into of a normal person?
That sounded wrong, don't quote me.
"Hai, Hai." I leisurely walk to the counter and look through the assortment of drinks and meals.
"Hi...." the lady behind the counter says eyeing us weirdly.
Yes, I'm aware there a girl atop my back please take out order.
"Welcome to.. hungry..." she weakly laughs.
"PATTI WANTS COFFEE." Patti screams.
Oh Qual No. She is not getting any caffeine.
"She'll have some orange juice." I smile.
"What n-" I cover her mouth with my hand.
"I'll just take some Water and a burger, no cheese." I quickly reply.
"Names?" She asks twirling her pen back and forth.
"PATTI!" Patti screams after she pried my hand off.
"Naak." I says going over to take a seat by the window.
"THIS WAY NAAK!" Patti jumps off my back.
Finally.
She pulls me around multiple tables, running into a few, leaving me to quickly say sorry as she continues to pull me.
"Took you long enough." White haired boys says snapping back to reality.
Qual you too man.
"Yea, she's not the best with directions." I say pointing at patti.
"ROOD AQ" Patti yells at me.
[in case you didn't notice yet Qual means fuck ;3]
"Yeah, yeah." I say shifting from foot foot uncomfortably.
"PATTI, NAAK" the lady at the counter yells signaling for us to come get our orders
"COME ON NAAK!" Patti screamed, grabbing my hand and pulling me through the tables, up to the counter, once again.
"Here you go Patti." she hands Patti her orange juice and then turns to me.
"Water and Burger, no cheese." she smiles and hands me my order and a piece of paper..
Ew.
"NAAK, WHATS THAT PAPER?" Patti yells, and I smirk.
"She told me to give this to you, she wants to be your friend." I say and walk away hiding the smirk itching to come out.
"Oh, THANK YOG LADY, I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND. ILL CALL YOU LATER!" Patti yells.
Goodness, I feel bad for that lady.
"Naak, did she really give Patti that paper?" Liz asks when I et back to our table.
"No, but Patti loves friends, so I took advantage of the situation." I reply taking a sip of my water.
"Smart." she says patting my back.
Don't touch me. Is what I wanted to scream, but instead I smiled and excused myself to the bathroom.
Ew, germs.
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So naak isn't being me, and he doesn't hate liz, he hates germs ;3
Fenced Sarcastic germaphobe....
Wow Naak your weird.
He wasn't originally going to be a germaphobe but, it happen liek 2 minutes ago so... yeah.
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