Stay Your Symmetrical Self (Kid x Reader)

[20] Suprised I Didnt Just Pee All Over You.

Y/N POV

"No, absolutely not." I shake my head fiercely at the pink, sparkly, ONE strap dress. Oh did I mention is only has ONE strap?

I can barely stand the color pink, what makes them think I'll go for that asymmetrical piece of qual patties?

"Come on Y/N it will make you look pretty!" Maka holds the dress up to herself and twirls around, a dreamy look on her face.

"So now your calling me ugly?" I watch as panic appears on her face, it takes all I can not to burst out laughing at the sight, I knew she was only joking, "If that's the case you should buy it." I smirk at her.

"Puh-lease, I can't get anymore hot, itd be a crime if I did." She 'flirtatiously' flips are hair and winks at Tsubaki, "Isn't that right."

Tsubaki looks between her and the dress many times, pretending to contemplate what she just said. "Nah, you should get it." She jokes, smile plastered on her face.

"See, now shoo shoo- go change." I push Maka into the dressing room and let out a relieved sigh, slumping against the dressing room door as I close it behind me.

Maka comes out only a few, two, short minutes later wearing the dress better than I would have ever been able to. She twirls and look at herself in the mirror, a satisfied smile makes its way onto her face. "I look sexy." Is all she says before turning to us, "Whos next?"

I hurriedly point to Tsubaki and she does the same to point towards me.

"I volunteer Tsubaki as tribute!" I rush the words as I push her towards Maka, she stumbles forward. After regaining her balance she turns and glares at me, I return it with a playful smirk. I also take a few steps back, just to be safe- from Tsubaki and Maka. Maybe if I delay it long enough I won't end up having to get a dress. I still don't know what we are getting them for.

I sigh pulling out my phone and checking the time- 3:30. I slide my phone back into my pocket and look up to the arguing duo, "How long are we staying for?"

"Well, we have until 5ish." Maka murmurs, glancing at every store we pass. "Oh we have to go in this one!" She squeals and takes both me and Tsubaki by the hand.

[~Time Skip Provided by: Qual Patties~]

"I can't believe you bought seven dresses." I shake my head at the squealing Maka. Who happened to be admiring her dress, that are oh-so conveniently laid out on her bed.

"I can't believe you only bought one."

"I can't believe I actually bought one." I walk out of her room thinking about how I was basically forced to by the dress.

It was already 10 past 5 and Maka said we weren't leaving until I bought at least one dress. So I walked into one of the closest stores and looked around for a very long time. In the end I decided on a simple blue and black strapless dress.

Let's just say we didn't get home until after 7. 

Enough said.

Thinking it was probably time to go home I said my goodbyes to soul and maka and headed home.

[~Timeskip Provided By: Belgian Waffles.~]

"I'm home!" I call into the house at no one in particular.

"Ugh finally, please get this pig off me." Pattis stomach muffily 'greeted' me, if that even counted as one. Patti is currently spread out on the floor, face down, she laughing her little booty off while she smacks the ground from under her.

"Unfortunately your connected to her so, suck it up tummy." I laugh and pat her back for good measure. I would have patted her stomach but it's lying on the floor so, that doesn't really work out.