Patti POV
That's right, we could play dirty.
We could all coat over selves in dirt while look for them. oh I'm so good.
"What do you mean by play dirty?" My sister,liz, obviously doesn't understand what I mean.
"We could- COAT OVERSELVES IN MUD!" I scream to get my point through.
I see most of the facepalm.
What they jelly they didn't come up with it first? A smirk arises on my cheerfully face. "Jelly~" I say in a sing-song voice.
None of them say anything. they all just look at me with 'are you kidding me' look.
I get that alot.
"Hello. 3 minutes and counting." I pretend to tape my wrist liek as if there were a watch there. A, a PINK WATCH, WITH GIRRAFES PAINTED ALL OVER IT, AND OOOH MAYBE GIRAFFE TAILS WOULD BE THE LITTLE TICKY TOCKY THINGS INSIDE THE CLOCK, YOU KNOW THE THINGYS THAT SHOW YOU THE TIME, AND-
My thoughts are cut off when I hear maka say "wait this might work"
Might? Maka it will, it was designed by yours truly.
"Well besides the mud part." she continued. I frown, they're going to take out my genius plan?
"I don't know, we could still play dirty." Maka said.
"We could turn his uncool symmetrical house, into a cool unsymmetrical house." soul smirks.
"Great idea." Liz says taking out her phone.
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KIDS POV
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. . .so you don't come out in the next 2 minutes we turn your house into a unsymmetrical mess." I shudder as I finish read aloud the next Liz sent me.
"That's horrible. why would anyone do that. symmetry I key, it is the holyness of life, the reason I wake up in the morning." Y/N rambled, its nice to have someone who understands.
She looked up at me. "So what are we gonna do?"
"Idk." I mumble out
"Idk? Who says that anymore?"
"Me."
"Yeah, but your not normal."
"Exactly. Beside not liek your normal either." I say matter-of-factly.
"Maybe I'm the normal one, and everyone else is just crazy." she used her hands to make a point.
"You and me both."
"So are we revealing ourselves?" Y/N rises a brow.
I ponder for moment. 'I hate not being symmetrical. but who knows what they will have us do. I could make my house symmetrical again, but who knows how long that'll take. I do have Y/N to help, I know she liek symmetry as much as I do. "What do you think we should do?" I finally respond now knowing what to do.
"I think we should fight back, even dirtier." Y/N puts her hands her hips and stares at me expectantly.
"I liek the way you think." I nod my head in approval.
"Gimme your phone." Y/N extends her hand.
"What are you gon-"
"Just give me your phone." she says shaking her extended hand.
I look at her weerily.
"I'm gonna text soul something." she smirks. "I'm playing dirty, liek I said."
I hand her my phone.
"This is gonna be good." she says typing letters on my phone liek madman.
I'd better be.
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A/N: AYYYYYEEE WASSUP MEH PPL.
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