Toy Story Crossovers

You've Got a Friend in Me

The story begins with a wall. A wall with a painting of white clouds in a blue sky. These walls were in a bedroom, a child's bedroom. Inside the bedroom were several boxes, covered in drawings of buildings from the Wild West, including a saloon, a hotel, a school, and more. But on one of those box buildings was a wanted poster of a suspect worth $50 billion dollars. This suspect was known as One-Eyed Bart, or simply, Mr. Potato Head in real life. A boy named Andy began imitating the voice of Mr. Potato Head.

Mr. Potato Head: "ALRIGHT EVERYONE! THIS IS A STICKUP! DON'T ANYBODY MOVE!!"

In front of Mr. Potato Head was a box building that was a bank, filled with other toys with their hands up, including Bo Peep, Eugene, Rapunzel, Elsa, Alex, Marty, Gloria, Melman, and Mighty Eagle. Andy imitated their voices as well.

Melman: "Oh no, it's him!"

Mighty Eagle: "Not again."

Elsa: "You think we're scared of you?"

Mr. Potato Head: "You will be if you talk back! Now empty that safe!"

Andy reaches out and shakes his piggy bank. Coins began falling out.

Mr. Potato Head: "Ooh hoo hoo! Money money money!" He kisses the coins.

Eugene: "Aww, there goes my last paycheck!"

Bo Peep: "Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!"

Mr. Potato Head: "Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!"

Andy had Bo Peep's sheep placed in a hot wheels loop track. He then makes the sheep baa, slightly saying "Help us!"

Bo Peep: "Oh no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!"

Just when hope seemed lost for them, two toys show up just in the nick of time. One a sheriff, the other a deputy. It was Woody and Judy.

Judy: "Not so fast, Potato."

Andy pulls Woody's pull string on his back.

Woody: "Reach for the sky."

Mr. Potato Head: "Oh no! Sheriff Woody and Deputy Hopps!"

Woody: "We're here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart!"

Andy removes one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, hence the name One-Eyed Bart.

Mr. Potato Head: "Doh! How'd you know it was me?"

Judy: "You are the last criminal wandering the town. That's why."

Woody: "Aren't you gonna come quietly?"

Mr. Potato Head: "You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog, with a built in force field."

Andy puts a Slinky Dog in front of Mr. Potato Head.

Woody: "Well I brought my dinosaur and my monster, who eat force field dogs!"

Andy then grabs a green T-Rex and a blue monster with purple spots, called Sulley. He makes eating noises, then pulls Slinky away.

Sulley: "Mmm, tastes like chicken."

Judy: "Finally, we got him!"

Woody: "You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots!"

He places Mr. Potato Head in a crib. In the crib was Andy's baby sister, Molly. She picks up Potato Head, drools on him, then bangs him against the crib, knocking pieces off his body. Andy picks up Woody, who happens to be his favorite toy.