Toy Story Crossovers

A Cool Toy

As dark clouds began to cover the sky, Woody lain against the window, saddened that the other toys in Andy's house left him for dead. Then he heard Dracula yell something odd.

Dracula: "Now's our chance! Get him!"

Woody turns around to see all of Sid's toys swarming around Buzz. Then he saw Wall-E and Scrat joining them.

Woody: "Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!"

The spider-doll and Wall-E turn around and go for Woody. Woody screams, then the two grab Buzz's arm. Woody fights back, but Scrat jumps on Woody, allowing Wall-E and the spider-doll to take the arm. Woody flew back and hit the wall. He gets up and tries wrestling Sid's toys away. By the time he reached Buzz, he saw that his arm was reattached to his body.

Buzz: "Hey, hey they fixed you."

He shakes Buzz's arm to make sure it was put into place properly.

Woody: "But, but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys."

Mavis: "Cannibals? Woah, you're mistaken."

She moves aside to show Woody that they fixed the pterodactyl toy and Janie the doll. Both had their heads taped back to their bodies. Woody looks around and sees all of Sid's toys, showing him that they are harmless.

Woody: "Uh, sorry. I thought you were gonna... (chuckles) you know, eat my friend."

Dracula: "We've been trying to tell you, buddy. We hate it here as much as you do. Mavis and I have been trying to escape for almost a year now and we have no luck."

Mavis: "We belonged to Hannah, but Sid stole us from her room and kept us hidden, breaking off our limbs every once in a while. She thinks we got thrown in the trash."

Woody: "Oh, I'm sorry. Well, if you want to leave this place, maybe, come with me and Buzz? Andy will take care of you. All of you."

Suddenly, all of Sid's toys, including Dracula and Mavis ran under the bed.

Woody: "No no, hey, hey, what's wrong?"

Then he, Buzz, Wall-E, and Scrat heard Sid coming towards his room, yelling at his Mother.

Woody: "Sid! Buzz, come on, get up! Use your legs."

Wall-E and Scrat run away to hide while Woody tried pulling Buzz. Eventually he gave up.

Woody: "Fine! Let Sid trash you, but don't blame me!"

He leaves him and hides under a crate. Woody watched as Sid ran inside his room, filled with joy.

Sid: "It came! It finally came!"

He held a large box and put it on his table. He turned on the light to open it. When he did, he pulled out a firework in the shape of a rocket.

Sid: "The Big One!" He turns it over to read the warning label. "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children. Cool. What am I gonna blow? Man. Hey where's that wimpy cowboy doll?"

Sid turns and sees the crate on the floor. Scrat and Wall-E watch as they hid behind the leg of the table. Wall-E began to make nervous noises as Sid picks up the crate, believing Woody was in it, but he wasn't. Or, at least he wasn't seen. Woody hid himself on the underside of the crate, shaking. Then Sid steps on Buzz, while pressing his laser button.

Sid: "Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit."

He puts the crate on the table, and grabs his toolbox, putting it on top of the crate. Woody gets down and hides himself under a piece of paper. Sid finds duct tape and strapped Buzz to the rocket. Woody watches in fear. Just before the worst could happen, lightning strikes and thunder rumbles. A storm had come.