Dead Scientist Society

1001

Hippasus: Is no one going to mention that Pythagoras has NO RESPECT for intellectual property and gets away with it?

Pythagoras: 1) there was no copyright law 2) everyone whose intellectual property I took agreed to it

Hippasus: That's bullshit. Napier you may not start a cult I am not going to witness that again.

Pythagoras: But-

Wolfgang Pauli: Yeah, honestly I don't even know why he's part of this group. He didn't really come up with anything all that original.

Rene Descartes: You're actually right. Can we like, ban him from the chat? Doesn't really make that much sense.

Leonhard Euler: Totally doesn't belong here, I mean, absurdly dogmatic.

Pythagoras: That's not true! It's not!

Georg Cantor: Leave him alone. Seriously.

Pythagoras: just please?

Hippasus: Sometimes I wonder if you could even do your own math! For all your grandeur you're likely only a fraud. Your little theorem was never even yours.

Pythagoras: I know, but I did discover harmonic series! Please, just leave me alone...

Hippasus: Now you beg for forgiveness? From who? Numbers? Musical notes? Oh, do enlighten me.

Stephen Hawking: Petition to ban Pythagoras

Paul Dirac: Signed!

Pythagoras: GUYS PLEASE

Max Planck: Seriously? Here we go again.

Leonhard Euler: Guys Riemann and Gauss have locked themselves in a room for over three hours. I've put a funnel to the door, and it's eerily quiet if not for the sound of chalk flying. Something is about to go DOWN.

Julia Robinson: Which room?

Leonhard Euler: Down hall 24, room number 57

Julia Robinson: UNDERSTOOD I AM RUSHING TO THE SCENE-

Paul Erdos: ON MY WAY

Edmund Landau: will be there in 1 min

Emmy Noether: WAIT FOR MEE

David Hilbert: Ok i'm sprinting there rn

Emmy Noether: Sprint quietly!

David Hilbert: I will!

Pythagoras: Can I join?

Euclid: yeah why not?

Pythagoras: Everyone hated me 5 seconds ago

G. H. Hardy: This is more important-

Bernhard Riemann: Guys, I can HEAR you, and you need to SHUT THE HELL UP for once in your lives. It is not of your concern what is going on, understood? You need to stop.

Julia Robinson: Looked in the room, there's no one there. They exited through the fifth-floor window via flying machine. Both of them.

G. H. Hardy: There's no way either of them made flying machines on their own. They're pure mathematicians, that would be sacrilege.

Leonardo da Vinci: Heh-heh

Julia Robinson: Oh, come ON! What is this, a heist movie?

Richard Feynman: I love those-

Leonardo da Vinci: Wait, Feynman watches heist movies?

Richard Feynman: You don't?

Leonardo da Vinci: Actually I do, but the point is we should watch them together or smth (platonically ofc)