Pity Party • 5sos

≫ Chapter 1

Luna Elizabeth Moore
February 7, 2015
7 days left

Imagine that your birthday is coming up in about a week. Of course you'd be pretty fucking excited because who wouldn't?!

I, Luna Elizabeth Moore, who is currently 17 year old, will fucking turn 18 within oNE MORE WEEK. YAY TO ME, FUCKERS.

Damn right I can fucking drink and all that mature shit.

Right now, it's 2 in the afternoon (and yes, I wake up late because why not?) and I decided to go to Starbucks. I took a good but quick shower, threw on a plain black shirt, skinny jeans, black converse. Of course I brought some money and my phone with me. Then I just walked out the door and started walking to Starbucks.

Damn, Summer can be a pain the ass. Fucking mosquitos and shit, ugh.

Once I arrived, Penelope saw and greeted me with a small wave, I repeated the same action to her.

Walking up to her, "One ca-"

"Caramel Frappé with no whip cream, small.. Luna's the name, right?" Pen looked at me with a smirk on her face.

"No, this is Patrick." I said with a straight face.

"Nah, just kidding, but damn, you're so observant, I feel like you know me more than me." I fake huffed and let out a giggle.

"Well what can I say? I can be the next Einstein." She said sassily did the Z-snap.

"Oh shut up and do your work.. and Penelope, right?" I mocked and laughed off while she playfully rolled her eyes and left me a smile to make my frappé.

After our small talk, I found a small seat and waited for my order.

"Oi, Luna!" Someone half-yelled, half-greeted.

I looked and peered through the crowd and spotted one of my best friends.

Of course, the one and only, Luke Robert Hemmings.

Being the usual Luke Hemmings, he clumsily tripped on his own foot. A few people glanced at him then looked away.

Luke jogged up to me and left an embarrassed laugh.

I left out a giggle and he just playfully punched my arm.

"So my greeting from you is a punch? Such a gentleman." I said sarcastically while he just chuckled and sat across me.

"So what brings you here, Robert?" I questioned.

"Oh I'm just hunting for bigfoot, and it seems I already found her." He said while he emphasized 'Her' and looking at me.

"Oh come on, seriously, what's up?" I rolled my eyes and questioned again, just starting a small conversation.

Luke rolled his eyes, "Just wanting to see how are ya doing."

Now it was my turn to roll my eyes.

"Bro, I'm just kind of creeped out right now because how the hell do you know I'm here?" I lifted one eyebrow.

"Because I'm Jesus, I know everything!" Luke exclaimed.. well, too much because a few costumers looked at our direction, glared, and continued to do their business.

"You're so stupid, Luke.. How does your mom even take care of you?" I joked then snickered as he frowned exaggeratedly.

"Why you gotta be so rude?" Luke sang and laughing as if it was the perfect time for him to do that. I just laughed along with him.

"Order #18, Luna!, Order #18, Luna!" Penelope announced.

I walked up to Penelope and gave her the money with my number, while she gave me my order also with her number. We're so slick, mate.