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𝑱𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑻, his gaze immediately going to Rosa and Amy.
He held his hands up with a frown and Rosa pointed at the man who had taken over Jake's desk.
"Oh, hello Peralta." The Vulture smirked.
Jake groaned, "No, no, no!"
"I don't know why you are so upset man, i'm the one who had to come to this backwater stink hole."
Scott joined Amy and Rosa, "Who is that?"
"The Vulture." She replied in a disgusting tone.
"We call him that because he swoops in and solves case that are almost solved and takes the credit for himself." Charles explained and Scott nodded.
"Yeah, I put that together from context."
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"I hate the Vulture so much!" Jake huffed before taking a swing of his beer.
The detectives had decided to go to shaw's bar to cool off after the Vultures surprise visit.
"Me too." Rosa nodded, "But he's kind of hot."
Everyone's head snapped towards her, giving her weird looks.
"What?" She scoffed, "You can hate people and still think they're hot. Case in point, Manuel Noriega."
Jake nodded, "You know what? I'm with you on this one. Tonya Harding."
"Yeah, she's thick." Rosa smirked and Scott glanced at her.
"Right?" Jake smiled.
Amy shook her head, "Always classy Jake."
"Sorry you got Vultured, happens to the best of us." Rosa shrugged.
He sighed in frustration, "God I just- I want to get back at him so bad! I wish I could throw his cell in the toilet or slash his tires, I don't know."
"Or slash his gorgeous throat." Rosa said with a smirk making Charles sigh, "I cannot figure you out."
"Okay, I'm buying everyone drinks as long as we're here, thinking of a revenge plan." Jake called.
"Best idea gets fifty bucks. Throw them out."
"What if you called him from a hospital and said his whole family is dead?" Charles suggest eating a look from Jake.
"Charles that's so dark." He paused, "I'm writing it down."
After a while with the Squad coming up with ideas Charles motorcycle idea won.
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𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑪𝑲𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑬 ❘ JAKE PERALTA
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