Fizzmodeus: 9/10. This ship is Chaggie done right. An established relationship that's wholesome as Hell (Pun intended) with great chemistry. All that's missing for me to rate this 10/10 is an explanation as to how and why they got together, but I bet that when we get the answer to that, it will be as wholesome as the rest of their relationship.
Moxillie: 6/10. This ship has the same problem as Chaggie—Cute, but boring. I like it more than Chaggie though, because at least these two are shown to like and support each other.
Stolitz: 0/10. NO. Initially I was indifferent to this but now I hate it, and I hate Stolas. Forcing someone to have sex with you once a month under the threat of taking away the foundation of their business if they don't comply is rape. I know that Blitzø could have asked instead of stealing the grimoire, but petty thievery doesn't justify rape. I don't understand why Vivziepop wants us to think Blitzø is in the wrong for not loving Stolas when Stolas has done nothing but treat him like a sex toy
Loona/Octavia: 5/10. They barely know each other, and their relationship seems like it'd be better off if they were friends rather than lovers. Plus, the age gap is a bit too big for my taste. A 17 year old and a 22 year old? That's a no from me, chief.
Andrealphus/Vassago: 5/10. Ooh, boy, this is another one of those ships that exists purely for the aesthetic. And don't get me wrong, I like the aesthetic that this ship has going for it, but one, we haven't seen them interact yet, and two, they're both Goetic royalty, so they're probably related. It's a no from me on this one.
Beelzebub/Tex: 5/10. Haven't seen much of their relationship, but it seems wholesome enough. For now.
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Helluva Boss Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionA collection of headcanons and one shots for Helluva Boss.
