Helluva Boss Headcanons and Randomness

Fizzmodeus Headcanons

-Asmodeus is a switch—He's the literal prince of lust, so he's open to everything in the bedroom. He bottoms with Fizz, however, because he's way bigger than he is and he doesn't want to hurt him during sex

-He likes to play with Fizzarolli's tail—Fizz can't feel his limbs on account of having cybernetics, so Ozzie plays with his tail instead of holding his hand in public

-They both have a host of very bizarre kinks. Fizz is 100% a monsterfucker with a size difference kink, and Ozzie is the same

-Fizz wanted to try being choked during sex once, but Ozzie refused because he was too afraid of choking him to death. He proposed that Fizz choke him instead, which they both thoroughly enjoyed

-Now that Fizz isn't working for Mammon anymore, he's started working part-time at one of Asmodeus's sex shops, and doing freelance clown gigs. He likes doing kids' parties, and he's very good with children

-Fizz and Ozzie have no desire for children of their own, however. A child would get in the way of their sex life too much. They're content to just be fun uncles/babysitters

-They also don't plan on getting married—Neither of them want to be tied down. Marrying for tax benefits isn't exactly an option, either, considering that Asmodeus is a prince second only to Lucifer's family in terms of Hell's hierarchy

-Asmodeus is into polyamory, and he's pitched the idea of introducing other partners into their relationship. Fizz has said maybe, if they meet the right person

-Now that their relationship is public, they often go on double dates with Beezlebub and Tex. Gluttony has a lot of awesome restaurants and clubs