Randomness#5

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*Spaghetti & Meatballs and Lizard building a treehouse*

Spaghetti: Just gonna get the door -* gets hit by a door that's not cut out yet* * Spaghetti looks at Lizard* Lizard?

Lizard: What?

Spaghetti: Where's the door hole?!

Lizard: It's right there! See, I drew it with Magic marker.

Spaghetti: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw!!

Lizard: Dude, I'm gonna!

Spaghetti: Oh really?!

Lizard: Yes!

Spaghetti: So go get the power saw!

Lizard: OK, I'm will!

*Lizard gets hit by the door super hard and realizes they're trapped.*

Lizard:..........I see the problem.

Spaghetti: OH, DO YA!!!!


Seal: Cleo their following me, Cleo!

Miss Cleocatra: Who!? Who's following you!!! *Quickly starts the car*

Seal: The BUGS!!!

Cleocatra: Da bugs?????

*Seal laughing*


*Hedgehog sitting on a giant Roomba*

🎵 I'm just a hedgehog on a roomba,  for a joyride, What's it to ya? Might turn this vacuum into an Uber, Make myself some Moolah! I'm just a hedgehog on a roomba, Out for a joyride,  What's it to ya? Might turn this vacuum into an Uber, Make myself some Moolah!🎵


*Sea Queen and Cuddle Monster trying to make plans for the heist.* *They hear Pickle laughing   hysterically*

Cuddle: Pickle, what are you doing?

*Pickle tries to take a breath and replays a video* Pickle: Wait for it!!

* a video of a guy getting stuck by a car wash scrubber and spins around uncontrollably*

Cuddle: That man could've been injured.

Sea Queen: This is so UNPROFESSION- HAHAHAHA.

*Cuddle Monster and Sea Queen starts laughing*

Sea Queen: I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, I'm not LAHAHAING!

*The Three Tricksters wheezing and laughing*


Police: 911 Emergencies

Baby Alien: Yeah, I need some help.

Police: What's the matter?

B.A: With my math.

Police: With your mouth?

B.A: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

*3 minutes later*

Police: What's another problem, that was a tough one.

B.A: um, oh, here's one. 5 take away 5.

Police: How much do you think that is?

B.A:........5?

Alien: Baby Alien, what are you doing?!

B.A: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Alien: What did I tell you about going on the phone?!

B.A: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Alien: I DIDN'T MEAN THE POLICE!!!

 ●Alien: I DIDN'T MEAN THE POLICE!!!

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