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Baby Mammoth: Are you a girl? 

Phoenix: No

Baby Mammoth: Are you a boy? 

Phoenix: No

Baby Mammoth: ............Are you just a Phoenix?

Phoenix: I am! *Smiles* 


Medusa: Hey, i'm lesbian!

Rock Lobster: I thought you were American??

Medusa: -_-


*Gunkan (California Roll) walks into Temaki's room and turns on the lights*

Gunkan: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!! *laughs*

Temaki (California Roll) : SERIOUSLY???

*Macaw appears in Temaki's bed*

Macaw: Fuck man!

*Gunkan runs away, muffling his laughter*


*Night owl with a guy one decade ago*

Rock Lobster: So you like him? 

Night Owl: Yes?

*Present Day: Night Owl cuddling up on Medusa*

Rock Lobster: So you like her now? 

Night Owl: Yes? 

Rock Lobster: I don't get it? Who do you like, boys, girls? 

*Grabs Rock Lobster's hands* 

Night Owl: YES!!


The Beets: I don't know who needs to hear this? But you are queer enough! It has NOTHING to do with what you wear, how you look, how you act, or who you date or who you don't. It doesn't matter if you're not out to a single soul. Being queer is a crazy, amazing, wonderful part of YOUR BEING that no one can take away! 

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!



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