Shitty Birds.

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Before I continue! Please keep in mind when the cadet program fully comes into the picture everyone will be season 4 age. Meaning that they will be 18+ in training. (Another actor AU fic will be based off this one later. *still in planning stages.* )

This was originally a Levi flashback planned for the original fic. I'm trying not to add so many flashbacks to this one. That being said-- Wyatt (oc) will come into the picture first before Porco. And Y/n's new life on the surface will be written first, and a little Eren.

Chapters will vary in length. Sometimes they'll go past 6k sometimes they'll be less than 2k. ALL fics will take time for updates. I'm getting my health in check so there are days/weeks I don't feel like myself.

Always remember I appreciate it when you point out spelling/grammar mistakes♥️

Thank you!

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*Y/n. Age 6.*

You could hear your dad huffing on the ground. He was fed up with your shit. "Y/n for the last time. Come down here now! And return my ODM gear! It's too dangerous for you!"

It was not.. you were a pro! You folded your arms and clicked your tongue, ready to tell your dad no--- "Shit!"

The gear was too heavy for your body still. You fell back onto the dirty roof you were hiding on. Man, Levi was going to be pissed! He just washed these pants..

" I told you we should have spanked her as a toddler. Now look at you, a thug turned doormat."

Speaking of Levi... Damn it, why was he here?

You could imagine your father right now. Looking down at Levi with furrowed brows. " You know I don't believe in that kind of punishment." He yelled up once again. " Young lady you have till the count of 3...! 1.."

You rolled your eyes and walked towards the other end of the roof. You weren't coming down until he apologized for lying to you-- You could probably make it to the other roof right?? -- How do you launch these damn hooks again?

"2!...."

Your eyes widened when you heard the familiar buzzing of wires being deployed. In the blink of an eye a small figure shot up in front of you! They say the boogie man takes the form of your greatest fear-- Why did he look like Levi?

--- Oh shit..

" You said till 3!!" You turned to run but it was too late. Levi's feet seemed like they didn't even touch the ground before he began to run after you..

Almost there! Just one more step--

" Got you! You damn brat."

Noooooo! You're plans of being free-- crushed.

You squirmed in his grip. He held you against him like a sad sack of potatoes!

"Just you wait till I'm older Levi. Me and my 6'4 ass will step on you!"

Levi actually laughed under his breath. "Yeah? I'd like to see you try. I'll still make your big ass cry."

"..... Levi... Don't you dare spank her. She's just a baby!"

He rolled his eyes at your dad who was patiently waiting for the both of you at the bottom. "Baby my ass. Demon is more like it."

You huffed as he began to walk off the roof. His gear didn't whine or jerk as he smoothly landed on the ground... Show off.

Furlan huffed at your limb figure. "You didn't knock her out did you?"

You lifted up your head. "I'm okay... Just done with life.. I never get what I want.."

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