Haerin: my roommate just flushed my fish down the toilet
Danielle: wtf why?
Haerin: because he's a bîtch tit
Danielle: "bîtch tit?"
Haerin: yes
Haerin: he is the tit of a bitch
Danielle: left or right
Haerin: left
Haerin: he doesn't deserve the right
Danielle: do I deserve the right?
Danielle: I TAKE THAT BACK
Danielle: IT SOUNDED INAPPROPRIATE
Haerin: omg
Haerin: you're so innocent
Danielle: no I'm not
Haerin: yes you are
Danielle: how?
Haerin: did you just ask me how?
Danielle: yeah
Haerin: I have to go clean the dishes
Haerin: sorry It won't take long
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RomanceTexting a unknown number was a good thing {credits to the original owner.}
