y/n is a teenager living a pretty s***** life that is until a terrible accident happens, which leads to her death, however she's given the chance to be reborn in her favorite manga, my hero academia or Boku no hero academia and even given a powerful...
I've been training with my wings to actually be able to send off my feathers to do stuff. However this does not mean I get to be in direct fighting. Right now we're trying to get to the hospital and I and a few other of my classmates AKA Denki and tokoyamie well we're all heading to the base operation of the paranormal liberation front.
I was originally supposed to go with fat gum by the end of it. But of course I did not do that. Instead I went off to go save twice. When I get there he's already in that weird position where he's showing his butt where Hawks is talking to him. I sneak up behind Hawks and say.
"Knock knock who's there? Not your mommy!"
And I end up punching him straight in the back of the head.
"Ow! ... Little bird I didn't realize you'd be here! You should be with the rest of the heroes, not here."
"Shut up you backstabbing, raping, pedophile, bastard!" Twice said.
I smile towards twice.
"Don't worry twice, I got this." I said
"It was the weekend and you can't stop."
"What are you on about little bird? Are you going to use your quirk against me?"
"Bus from going to the local dance spot, instead of drinking imported beers somebody brought a bottle of orphan tears!"
"If this is a joke on how I'm technically an orphan it's not very funny." His eyes darkened as he says this.
"We popped the top, we knew it was in it. Yeah we were also stupid. Orphan tears of hallucinogenic I took one sip and saw two-headed midget!"
I create an illusion of a two-headed Mineta.
"Wait, since when can you do that!"
I tried doing a body slam on him but it doesn't work. I forgot that he's taller than me. And bigger and stronger. Overall it's not easy to do. Then I hear a voice behind me.
"Out of the way doll."
I step out of the way just in time as blue flames Rush past me almost hitting Hawks but he of course Dodges as well.
"About time you got here."
"He's seeing things ain't he? I always was flabbergasted by your quirk." Dabi says
"Then the room filled the colors and shapes, and suddenly dabi was covered in snakes! Oh snap! And what made it worse is I swear I saw unicorn humping a Smurf!"
"Not a very appropriate song birdie"
"I'm afraid I have to agree with him there. But you're still a hypocrite. 'not very appropriate' what like you raping a kid?"
"Don't act all high and mighty! You would do it too, I know you would."
"Ew wtf!?" Dabi says and I know why.
"Can you both shut up! Hawks I'm about to beat your ass and I hope you know that."
I finally transform into my bird life form to give myself more strength and height.
"Then a rainbow appeared out of wax's ass. He passed some gas and it snapped in half. Yo dabi! Are you still there?"
"Hehe... I think I know the song you're singing. Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair."
"Birdie can you stop giving me hallucinations? It's getting annoying."
"All right. Chill there. I think a bulimic. Care Bear might pick a fight with jesus. I don't believe it. I'm going to be seasick. These are from tears are about to make me trip!"
Dabi sends more fire at Hawks' way and twice is already out of here. Hawks doesn't even notice though.
"Little children near and far don't know where your parents are cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar!"
Suddenly tokoyamie bust down the door. That was quicker than I thought it would be.
"Tokoyamie I can explain!" I say
"Are you working with the villains! Why are you attacking Hawks?"
"Didn't you hear!? He raped me!"
"Wait? That was true!?"
I nod.
Tokoyamie looks over at Hawks hesitantly. Then dark Shadow suddenly attacks Hawks.
"Say, hawks, I hear you like em young! You better not ever go to cell block one. To any b**** that talks to him and they in love. Just make sure you hide your little sister from him!"
Dark Shadow continues to beat the s*** out of hawks.
"Come Dabi let's get out of here. By the way how is shigaraki doing?"
"It was too much for him. He said that he loved you so much that he didn't want to have to hurt you... Some dude called Zero is taking over. Shigaraki said that we can listen to him. Apparently he knows the guy. He's right now on this tube thingy being taken care of by the doctor." Dabi says in a board tone
"Wow! So a lot has happened?"
"Not much but also a lot at the same time. Hey you want to join me on Gigantamakia?"
"Yeah sure!" I say knowing that I might be able to save midnight.
A/N
I got the not your mommy a joke idea from a person in real life. I meet them at my D&D club. I thought it'd be funny for the situation. Also I noticed that nobody was really voting on the second song so if you could go back and do that that would be very much appreciated. It's going to be used for fighting an OC called zero.
Here's what he looks like.
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