Hello my names beomju and lemme tell u bout my day...
It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say
But soobin hyung is in jail FOrever because all of TXT is BROKE bc taehyun bought a couch or sum shi and he js got his ass beaten, (really WHOOPED HARD by manager)
I was going into the bathroom, and inside I saw a man. A man,
A MAN!!?!?,
TFFFFF? WHY IS THERE A MAN
AnYway teehee the man was kinda husband Hines,Ty I'm gay for him. He looked at me with his dazzling eyes and I was like "who are you why are u in yeonjun s bathroom" and he said "I'm sorry." Then he like broke the window which made me realize there's a FUCKIN a WINDOW in the bathroom. But like we were kinda chill w each other so he's now my friend.
Also Ik I'm supposed to teach MOAns a list to get drunk but I kind forgot rn so at exactly 5:53 am im gonna bait yeonjun into drinking drunks. Drugs
Rn it's 2 am for clarification bc I couldn't get sleep from these hard ass choreos bro like I fuckin tripped onto hueing and it was a fckin kadrama bro that shit was FIRE 🔥
Next chapter I will tell u hoe to ACTUALLY get drunk
Bye moans.
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