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Dear diary,

Okay bitches heuningg kai is staying in the hospital for 2 weeks sadly because some MF named seungmin ate his left leg so they're working on reproducing freshly grown weeded legs. 

He's gonna go on hiatus and shit whatever but like bro I was so ducking hyped up last time when he breathed. If u wanna know how seungmin ate his left leg, this is the story.

I was just trying to figure out what to write in my diary and Taehyun was talking was talking to Kai, and suddenly a man, yes a man, came into our room and had a gun. I was barking and said "WHO TF R U" and the man fucking TOOK my last strand of hair on my chin and fucking OBLIBERATED it (don't ask how)and Taehyun was too mad and ate his gun. (LMFAO idk how that MF is still alive) The man then ate Kai's left leg somehow, then he left and he's Prob now in jail but I js hope he's not sharing a cell w soobin hyug.

i hope...

anyhoo yeonjun came in and was crying screaming blooding Losing idk shit and then we had to get outta there and that's it. we found out eh was named seungmin bc his name tag.

Right now I'm hanging out in Be-Lift for some reason idk I wanted to see our kids enhyfrence and They were fucking crying over Soobin and Kai so I slapped those mfs and gave me some sense.

wait.

I just realized something

Seungmin looked awfully familiar

Like really familiar.

Wait omg

OMG

HES THAT MAN

THE MAN I SAW IN YEONJUNS BATHROOM

WHAT THE FUCKCKCKCKCKCKKC

I FOUND HIM HOT AND ALL THAT SHIT HELP HELP HELP IM FUCKING CRYING HELP HELP HELPPPP

IM FUCKING DEADDDDD 😭 

I HAVE TO GO TO THE JAIL RN AND MEET HIM OML OML 

BYE MOANS