hey bitches no long time see
its been a month wtf june 22 ws the last time i posetd here
so basically uh
remember when i said i had to go to jail to meet seugmin waell when i went there he was in a cell w guess who
sobbin
and me and subbgmin made eye contact w eachoher for 6 mins staright and oml soobin was so fucking confused lmdao lmfao u shouldve seen it
ANYWya i told seugmin "UR THE GRANDPA WHO I SAW IN THE BATHROO THE OTHE DAY RIGHT" AND HE qwas like 'oml YEA I REMEMBER UR UGLY ASS" then i kinda like idk sucked his toes bc who tf is he to call me ugly
LIKE YALL SEE ME AINT I FUCKING GORGEOUS??? IM DROOLING JS LOOKING AT MYSELF
anyway the cops in the jail cuaght me and i ALMOST got arressted till taehyun came and said he was my guardian "LMFAO wtf IM older than him" i ALMOST said but we were already outtta there.
sleddadle!
so an update now ig heungkai is all better now his leg grew back but its kinda jiggly tbh but he still can play nintendo w me so idgaf
soobin still in jail like yea i dont liek soobin hyugs bitchass too but he be in hte jail for like 553 years like cmon those cops fr bitches.
today i saw a couple and the husband or bf idfk looked like jaemin from that dobble grp named bct or smth i fogrot (but dw he wasnt he was actually named kate acc)
and the gf or wife looked like the guy from the pizza shop so i said "FUCK UR WIFE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅" AND HE THREW His beatle juice at me
anyway i have to go now i gotta go suck some ass and stuff so bye i love you moans
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