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[Aunt Petunia and a bundled up Dudley come in. Dudley is crying because he is cold and wet and wrapped up in a towel.]

Petunia: [assuring a distressed Dudley] It's all right, sweetheart. Let's get you out of those terrible clothes.

[They walk in the living room. Harry, Audrey, and Vernon enter. Vernon slams the door and shoves Harry against a wall. Then Vernon grabs Harry by the hair and Audrey by the waist.]

"Let go of my godchildren this instant!" Sirius yelled at screen-Vernon.

Audrey: Let go of my brother!

Harry: Ow!

Vernon: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Harry: I swear, I don't know! [Vernon snarls] One minute, the glass was there and then it was gone! It was like magic!

[Vernon scoffs at this, shoves Harry and Audrey in the cupboard under the stairs and slams the door]

Vernon: There's no such thing as magic! [he blackens out the vent on the door]

Audrey: Magic is only real if we believe in it. And clearly you're too stubborn to believe it, Uncle Vernon.

"Wow Audrey, just wow." Hermione says, "But I agree he is very stubborn." Making everyone nod in agreement.

Vernon: I heard that, girl!

[An owl flies into view and lands itself on a TV aerial on one of the houses' roof]

[Harry leaves the living room area into the hallway and picks up some letters, one of which had his name on it with his address of where he slept and another had Audrey's name on it with her address of where she slept. Uncle Vernon and Dudley sits at the table. Harry walks in with the mail and hands it to Uncle Vernon, then hands his twin sister the letter that is addressed to her, and walks to his seat with his letter.]

"They received their Hogwarts letter!" Everyone gushes knowing how it felt when they received it.

Vernon: [after reading a postcard] Oh, Marge is ill! Ate a funny whelk.

[Dudley suddenly notices Harry's and Audrey's letter and runs to grab it from him and give it to his father.]

Dudley: Dad! Look! Harry and Audrey got a letter!

Harry: Hey, give it back! It's mine!

Audrey: Give that back to both of us!

Vernon: Yours? Who'd be writing to you?

"HOGWARTS!" Everyone says.

[The family gathers to look at the address. There is a broken seal on the letter. The family looks up and Harry gulps and Audrey stays still. Much later, another owl flies by with a letter and drops it off. Inside, Vernon grabs a handful of letters and rips them up. In the closet, Harry and Audrey hear a whirring noise. They look out to see Vernon drilling wood over the letterbox opening.]

"How dare he?!" Madam Bones says, "Have the Dursleys treated you guys like that everyday." 

Audrey and Harry share a glance and replied, "Yes..."

"Why didn't you tell us?" Professor McGonagall asked for Madam Bones.

"Because you guys wouldn't believe us, just like you guys didn't believe Harry when he said Voldemort is back." Audrey said while people flinched at the sound of  You-Know-Who's name.

Vernon: No more mail through this letterbox.

[Harry quietly closes the cupboard door and Audrey gets a book and starts reading. The next day, Vernon and Petunia are outside the door and Vernon is about to head off to work. Petunia kisses his cheek.]

Petunia: Have a lovely day at the office, dear.

[She stops, looks and sees a bunch of owls.]

Vernon: Shoo! Go on!

[She notices something and pats Vernon on the shoulder to get his attention, and what they see is more letters addressed to Harry and Audrey.]

[Much later, Vernon is tossing letters into the fireplace. Harry comes around the corner. Vernon grins evilly and tosses more in. The scene fades to the next day, the family is sitting around, Harry is serving cookies while Audrey is pouring tea and handing it to Aunt Petunia.]

"How dare he rip and toss the letters into the fire?!" Everyone said.

Vernon: Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

Harry: [when Dudley shrugs and didn't answer, as Harry hands a cookie to Vernon] Because there's no post on Sunday?

Vernon: Ah, right you are, Harry. No post on Sunday. Ha! No blasted letters today. No, sir. Not one single bloody letter, not one. [Harry sees a shadow outside the window. Outside, millions of owls are perched.] No, sir, not one blasted, miserable-

Audrey: That's actually the first question you ever got correctly, Harry.

Harry: Wow...

[As Vernon was talking, a letter shoots out of the fireplace and zips across Vernon's face, cutting him off. There is a rumbling and then millions of letters come shooting out of the fireplace. The family shrieks in horror as Harry watches in amazement.]

Dudley: AHH! Make it stop! Please make it stop! [He jumps on Petunia's lap as she and Vernon continue screaming] What is it? Please tell me what's happening!

[Harry jumps onto the coffee table to grab a letter while Audrey rolls her eyes at her brother and grabs one from the floor. Harry gets one and starts to run away with Audrey. Vernon jumps up as well.]

"And that's why Harry's not in Ravenclaw." Audrey said making everyone agree and Harry, rolls his eyes.

Vernon: Go away! Ahh! Give me that! Give me that letter!

[He chases the twins and grabs hold of them before they get into their closet.]

Audrey: Let me go!

Harry: Get off! Ahh!

[Vernon restrains Harry and Audrey as several letters begin to shoot everywhere around the house.]

Vernon: Ahh!

Harry: They're my letters! Let go of me!

Audrey: Let me go you-ahh!

[The wood plank nailed in front of the letterbox finally breaks from the excess pressure of the letters shooting through the letter.]

Vernon: That's it! We're going away! Far away! Where they can't find us!

Dudley: Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?

"Wasn't he already mad." Draco said making everyone agree and shocked that the Draco Malfoy had actually said something about the Potter twins movie that was not related to insulting Harry.

[Petunia watches with a horrified look on her face, knowing that Dudley may be right.]