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𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐞𝐲𝐬

[That stormy night, a tall house, on a rock island somewhere out at sea. The Dursleys, including Harry and Audrey have moved there, due to the chaos with the letters. The family is sleeping, with Harry and Audrey on the cold, dirt floor and Dudley sleeping on a sofa. Harry has drawn a birthday cake which reads, Happy Birthday Harry and Audrey. Audrey looks at Dudley's watch, which beeps 12:00.]

Harry: [to Audrey] Make a wish, Audrey.

Audrey: [to Harry] Make a wish, Harry. [they blew out the "candles" on the drawn birthday cake]

"You guys didn't even get a birthday present?!" All the parents gasps along with the students.

[Suddenly, the door thumps, in sync with the thunder flashing. Harry and Audrey jumps. The door thumps again and Dudley and Harry jump up and back away while Audrey's gaze is transfix on the door. Harry grabs Audrey and hides behind a wall, and Dudley cowers on a windowsill. Petunia and Vernon appear, with Vernon holding a double barrel gun.]

All the muggle-borns and half-bloods screamed, "He has a gun?!" 

"What's a gun?" All the pure-bloods ask curiously.

"A gun is something used in the muggle world to harm and kill someone." Hermione calmly explains.

"It's basically like the Killing Curse." Audrey adds.

"Oh my god..." "That's dangerous!" "That has to be forbidden."

Vernon: Who's there?! Ahh!

[The door bangs again and then falls down, and a giant man appears. As he comes into the clear lighting, the giant man himself reveals to be Rubeus Hagrid.]

Hagrid: Sorry about that. [He puts the door back up]

Vernon: [aiming his gun at him] I demand that you leave at once, sir! You are breaking and entering!

[As Petunia quietly gasps in fear, Hagrid grabs the gun and bends it upwards.]

Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune. [The gun fires upwards, blasting a hole in the ceiling, causing the two to shriek in fear. Hagrid notices Dudley.]Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry. But yer a bit more along than I would have expected. Particularly 'round the middle.

Dudley: I-I-I'm not Harry.

[Harry reveals himself]

Harry: I-I am.

Hagrid: Well, of course you are! Where's your sister, Audrey? Got somethin' for both of yeh. 'Fraid I might have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Ahh.

Audrey: Hello.

Hagrid: Hi Audrey!

[Hagrid hands Harry the cake]

Hagrid: Baked it myself, words and all. Heh.

[Harry opens cake which Audrey leans on Harry to see, which reads "Happee Birthdae Harry and Audrey" in green frosting.]

"That's very kind of you, Hagrid." Professor Dumbledore says making other people nod in agreement except for the Slytherins and Umbridge.

Harry: Thank you!

Hagrid: It's not every day that yer young man and woman turns 11, now is it? Aye?

[Hagrid sits down on the sofa, takes out an umbrella, and points it at the empty fire. Two sparks fly out of the umbrella and start a fire. The Dursley family gasps.]