The Eye of Arachne

Now, what the hell is this?

Many months have passed, and I have been house hopping to one house to another. You know my normal life, where I get to eat other spiders and bugs. Obviously, it seems that humans don't like us spiders all that much. Like honesty, it's not my fault that you left juicy food all in the out, and now your house reeks of some disgusting smell. Like that means you should star cleaning your house. There It was a good-looking house for me to hog off! It's now time to get work, as I now have now gotten used to my spider body. The walls, cracks, holes, ants, and flies were all now normal for me. However, I really don't understand when I don't need to eat for 1 or 2 months. It's like my instinct will only allow me to eat food when there's tons of food. Well, I'm glad for it since it made me live this long. Anyways I got to the tiles of the roof, I saw a crack I could squeeze through, and I went inside of it. Traveling through the pipes and spaces between the walls has become unbelievable and easy for me. Maybe living as a spider isn't so bad after all, and most people were just overreacting, or maybe not, but that doesn't matter as I saw hole in the pipe and I decided to go inside because it looked safe enough to be inside of. . .

And I was wrong because immediately I was drowned in some stinky fluid liquid which the humans called water, but I don't think this the clean blue water that I'm customized too. Which, I tried to stick myself onto something or actually anything to stop this weird harsh force of disgusting water. Then, I finally sticks myself onto the fine walls of the pipes and just has to hold onto the pipes for dear life. . . After what felt like many, many hours. The sticky ass water has finally stopped, but as soon as I drop my guard, I was immediately getting pushed around in some clear liquid, I mean, at least it didn't stank than the last water. However though all of the flushing and all of the water force made my head dizzy, which until all of the flushing stopped until I saw light, then the light turning off and something creaky closed which somehow I can see perfectly fine in the dark. Then I finally knew where I was, I was at a toilet as the humans called it. . . Well shit. . . No literal shit. I might have been in shit water as soon I have gotten into the pipes. Well now I want to get the the fuck out of this toilet before some huamn starts to shit on the toilet.

So I started to scale up the toilet bowl with my long skinny legs, but the toilet bowl was too slippery but I just can't imagine going back to that shitty water ever again so I tried even harder to scale up, it took all of my might to finally reach up to the toilet frame which I was glad that I wasn't in the toilet anymore but there was a newer and bigger problem. I smelt like absolute shit, I wanted to throw up. Can bugs even throw up? Because I wanted to break whatever law of nature is because I smelt absolute dogshit or whatever the humans call it even something smells even worse than normal. So I jumped to the sink and started my own 'human' bath. Which honesty I don't know when I could ever transform into a human. [Keysha just transformed unto her humanoid form for any slow readers]. However, it's small enough to use the sink water for a good bath. I usually use this form to clean myself real good with some hand soap humans use to remove the disgusting water that was sticking on my fur that is now my human skin, now, I really don't like it since the smell is too strong for my nose but I'll use whatever the fuck that can remove the dogshit foul smelling from me. . .

The clear water soapy. . . Immediately turned brown as I continued to wash myself. . . I don't think that is good, but right now, I don't honestly think that should be of any of my worries, so I continued to wash myself, ignoring the water, turning more browner and browner as I wash myself good. -

CREAK

"Finally, after a long day of working, I can take a nice long sho- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NICO DID YOU USE THE DOGSHIT FOR SOAP AGAIN?! I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING LARA SHIT!" The women shouted, I honestly do not feel guilty for the kid getting falsely accused because he deserves whatever he gets if he's using his dog shit for hand soap. But now I have skedaddle away from this scene with my spider body.

Some more months of house hopping to another. I'm now a pro at this house hopping thingy or whatever. However, I don't like how I'm always house hopping and can't live in a spot without the humans being so greedy of their space, like there so much space for THE both of us so like why not share with me? Like stop trying to kill with your new ways of shoing me away, then there are times where humans just left their house like as if, as the humans would say it 'on fire' which makes it even worst because now without the humans making a mess of there's house I certainly don't have enoygh food for me to continue living. However, now I have been mostly living outside for the past months. Key word mostly, as I got later into the winter months, it wasn't the temperature that bothered me, it just that it becomes harder and harder to find food, and now so long ago I didn't eat anything so I was more desperate to find food. Which I obviously hated, winter seasons made my life even harder than it's already is! I have to eat more than humans do, and now I can barely pass through the days. Now, even though I can necessarily 'thug' this shit out, I become a realization that I really just like food and just want more food like the big back ahh, redback spider that I am. Which, after many, many crawling days. I found a cottage house in the snowy fields. Which, I didn't let this opportunity like this ever slip out of my legs. So I quickly skedaddle over to the cottage, and I couldn't see much on the inside since it looks dark so I made a assumption that anyone , so I decided to find any crack to the walls or roof. Which was actually harder to find in this cottage house, but! The cottage does have a chimney, so I crawled inside of the chimney.-

"Is anyone hun- Oh!" As soon I felt any warmth that be meaning of cooking and I mean anything, I don't care if you using electric oven, I honestly just don't want my ass to be cooked at all. Which I immediately got out of with my human form with a spider 'halloween' baby costume that I obviously stole to match the festive day of Halloween so that I could get free candy, which sounds like a great game plan and whenever the humans that would give me candy ask about my ever shortened height I would say that I'm a midget since it's looks like my humanoid form isn't so taller nor bigger than any other normal human regular child height, which they mostly just go along with my lie since I heard that once in a television that some adults were watching but I think the most disturbing thing is that I can mimick my voice as any human I want, just as long I heard they're voice before, which I did mimic an adult voice once and that didn't go wel- wait what the fuck am am I yapping about right now? I was quite literally getting stared down by. . . Let me count 1 2 3 . . . 8 humans, welp. I think that at least 1 of them look human and the others look shorter. . .

"Now, what the hell is this?" My voice sounding like a little girl that doesn't match my actual voice 5 I never have the chance of actually speaking with my real voice but no what the actual fuck did I stumbled upon, man I only wanted fukcing food but I get stared down by many different looking humans. Just my fucking life.