Laika's Extras

Ereri - New Words

Enjoy this one guys ;)

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"Fuck."

Eren blinked, the spoon in his hand pausing mid air, half staring, half gawking at his nine month old son, smiling back at him from the highchair, watching Eren innocently.

Eren shook his head a little, setting the spoon down, missing the hungry whine of the toddler.

"Toma, sweetie, say that again...?" Eren stammered, still wondering if he heard that right. The baby gurgled happily, reaching his little arms up, as he did when he wanted one of his fathers to lift him up.

"Ffffffuck." he babbled, slurring the word a little, but still clear enough to be distinguishable.

In a daze, he picked up his son, cradling the raven haired child to his chest, rocking him a little in his arms as he squirmed, his lips set in a thin line as he stalked out the room, tracking down his husband, anger rising.

He stormed into their bedroom, still cradling Toma in his arms, glaring at the figure lying on the bed, legs crossed at the ankle, arms folded over his pale chest, laptop displaying a loading screen balanced on his knees.

He arched an eyebrow as Eren stomped in, seeing the anger and slight hysteria in his eyes. He would be concerned, if Eren wasn't bouncing their baby in his arms.

"What's wrong, love?" he asked calmly, scanning Eren up and down. If Eren wasn't carrying Toma, he would probably find the aggressive stance of his very arousing, Eren's inner power bottom coming out.

Eren growled lowly, marching in and gently laying Toma down in the bouncer, the gentle rocking lulling the baby to sleep. Eren turned to glare at Levi, arms crossed and his hip jutting out to one side. He looked pissed.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?! Toma just said his first word!" Eren snapped, and Levi's eyes widened, sitting up straighter and pushing himself off the bed, walking up to his husband, feeling excited, yet still a little unnerved as Eren's pissed off stance didn't change.

"Oh god, really? That's- that's amazing! What did he say? Was it dada? Or papa? What did he say?" Levi whispered, reaching out to Eren who just grunted, moving away from Levi's seeking arms.

Levi frowned at the rejection, crossing his arms back across his abdomen. Eren grimaced, narrowing his eyes at Levi, steam practically coming out of his ears.

"Neither of those. But he definitely didn't pick it up from me." he whisper yelled, now conscious of the snoozing baby less than ten feet away.

Levi cocked his head to one side, eyes flickering over to Toma, then back to Eren curiously. Eren sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Fuck. His first word was fuck." Eren gritted out, shooting Levi a withering look as he walked over to the drawer opposite, rummaging around until he pulled out the brightly coloured baby book, grumbling as he flicked through, snatching up a pen and scribbling down the information dutifully. Its not like he would lie, but he sorely wanted to.

Levi gaped at Eren, astonished, then looked back to the sleeping baby, gurgling slightly in his sleep. He opened his mouth as if to speak, but closed it again rapidly. Fuck. A wide grin suddenly spread across his face.

"Looks like Jean was right. The first word to come out of our child's mouth was a profanity." he chuckled, walking over to his simmering husband, wrapping his arms around him from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder, that shit-eating grin still in his face.

Eren huffed, snapping the book shut and replacing it in the drawer, turning to Levi with an unimpressed look.

"I'm not giving horse-face ten bucks. That was a stupid joke. What's not is you teaching Toma how to swear!" Eren groaned, burying his head in his hands.

He couldn't bear it. Jean was right. Even when Armin had to scold him, he was right. How could he ever live this one down?

He groaned again, letting an amused Levi push him towards the bed, laying him down and aggressively cuddling into his side, chuckling as Eren huffed into the crook of his neck.

"I'm talking to the next one, you're going to be their mute papa, got it?" Eren grumbled, glaring at Levi, without venom this time, a small smile on his face.

Levi blinked, his grin spreading wider. He hummed, nuzzling Eren's cheek with a contented sigh.

"So, there's going to be another one?" he asked pointedly, planting soft kisses along Eren's jaw, down to his jugular, earning a small keen from Eren.

"I-if you wouldn't mind. I want at least one child who doesn't uses curses as seventy percent of their vocabulary." he whispered back, closing his eyes as Levi continued to suck a dark bruise on his neck, his hands coming up to rest on Levi's biceps. Levi chuckled against his skin, breaking away from Eren's neck and pecking his nose, a sweet smile on his face.

"I think I'm ok with that. We get a minion each then." he mused, laughing when Eren rolled his eyes, snuggling even further into his chest.

"I'm starting to wonder why I married you." Eren grumbled, arching an eyebrow teasingly. Levi chuckled again, smirking as he kissed Eren's throat.

"How about I remind you?" he purred, catching the way Eren's breath hitched.

Just before eren could answer, a loud whine came from the baby bouncer across the room, Toma waking up with his usual cranky whimpers.

"Fuckkkkk." he babbled, waving his arms and feet around, starting to cry, wanting one of his daddies to hold him.

Eren glared at Levi again, sighing as he untangled himself from his arms, letting Levi stand up and walk over to their son, pulling the grumpy toddler into his arms.

They looked so similar, it was startling sometimes. The only difference between them was Toma's eyes, bright teal in contrast to Levi's own silver orbs. Eren was sure that as he grew older, he would also probably take Eren's height, another thing that set him aside from his father.

The thought of a his teenage son taller than his father made Eren's lips twitch up into a smile, before scowling at Levi, as Toma babbled his new found first word again. Damn that husband of his.

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"Yep. You're definitely not allowed to talk around the next one." Eren huffed, as Toma crawled around on the floor, small streams of profanity and 'dada' bubbling from his little mouth. Levi smirked as he look up from his son, half-proud, half-amused by his sons early cussing.

He glanced up as Eren stopped at the door, gently bouncing Toma on his knee as he watched Eren pull his hand from behind his back, and his breath hitched as he saw what he held.

Eren leaned against the wall, pregnancy test in one hand, watching Levi coolly as he played with their son, the silver eyes twinkling as they rested on the stick.

"You're..." Levi murmured, eyes flickering from Eren, to the test, to Toma, before grinning widely, picking up the one year old on his lap and walking over to Eren, tilting his head up and planting a soft, tender kiss on Eren's lips, beaming as he pulled back.

He placed his free hand on Eren's still flat belly, thumb tracing over the skin that in a few months, would be taught and stretched, their baby growing inside.

Eren smiled at his husband, grabbing his hand and lifting it to his lips, kissing the knuckles gently, as Toma squealed and wriggled happily in Levi's arm, oblivious to why his fathers were so happy, but picking up on it immediately.

"You have eight months to cut the cussing, or I'll make sure the first word this little one associates with you is 'mommy'." he warned, seemingly innocent, but Levi gulped non the less. Eren wasn't exactly known for making empty threats.

Needless to say, Eren introduced a swear jar into the house. By the time little Aya was born, she already had over two hundred bucks saved for her. And Toma always did wonder why his baby book had a page missing.

Once he found it, it wasn't long before he was teasing his papa for something else other than his height.

Loved this AU I found on Tumblr and this happened. Makes up for the sadness in the last oneshot ><