Sleepless In September

9 - StarDance Mania

Hanni had a shit time at Burger Shot today. Some crazy bitch in the drive-thru flung iced coffee in her face and sped off, so she was sent home early. If the promise of seeing Minji in a few hours wasn't there, she might've spent her evening following an online tutorial on how to make a bomb with a pressure cooker and nails. She fucking hated working at Burger Shot. Her coworkers and manager are super chill, but the customers are actually the most disgusting people alive; she feels like they're all CIA agents hired to drive her to either suicide or terrorism before age 20. If this is what dealing with every other Los Santos citizen is like, then it's no wonder everyone sees this city as America's tumour.

Minji wanted to meet at Casey's Diner for 8PM. Hanni felt like a leech asking Yunjin and Danielle for lifts all the time, so she made the grand mistake of calling a cab. The driver, old and spilling out of his seat, kept looking in the rear view mirror and flirting with Hanni. She responded politely every time because she didn't want him to get angry and kidnap her. Being almost 20 was frustrating, because she couldn't call men pedophiles for hitting on her anymore. She texted Yunjin the entire car ride.

7:24PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> dude omfg i'm so scared the guy driving this cab is gonna kidnap me and make me touch his weenie in a dark alley i just know he wants me

7:24PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> JENNIFER HE CALLED ME SEXY I'M CRYIGN

7:29PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> GAY BITCH ANSWER YOUR TEXTS??? THIS COULD BE THE LAST THING U EVER HEAR FROM ME UR SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL FAG

7:30PM <badgyal.jen_> chill dawg i was on facetime w eunchae

7:30PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> whatever man u dgaf if i live or die ur actually fake

7:32PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> HE ASKED ME IF IM BRITISH BCUZ OF MY ACCENT???? im gonna kms why would he say that. so fuckign rude WTF :(

7:34PM <badgyal.jen_> u should play into it LOL tell him london is better than los santos cuz kids don't have to wear bulletproof vests to school

7:36PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> BROOOOOOOO HE ASKED ME IF IM IN SCHOOL HE SAID HE HAS A DAUGHTER MY AGE IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE IM GONNA THROW UP HE THINKS IM A KID

7:37PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY FINE ASS EMO BITCH LIKE WTFBRO

7:37PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> i wish i had a gun i would shoot myself

7:40PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> next time ur driving me wherever i need to go. fuck this shit

7:40PM <badgyal.jen_> u gotta start paying me gas money then

7:41PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> whattttt ;_; whyy.. cant u do it for free.. bcuz im cute and u love me.. >_<

7:41PM <badgyal.jen_> girl be fr.

7:41PM <badgyal.jen_> 19 with no license LOLZ

7:47PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> ok update i told him im 25 and my boyfriend killed our infant son and himself with a gun in my bathtub a month ago so i have night terrors and he stopped asking me questions

7:48PM <badgyal.jen_> ???????????????

7:48PM <badgyal.jen_> well at least it worked BAHAHAHAHAHA

7:50PM <Herobrine_Hanni73> i wanna fuck minji again im so sad

7:51PM <badgyal.jen_> well why dont u tell her that when u see her