One Hell of A Home (Male Hellhound Reader x Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss) Season 1

Passionate Howling🔞

Back in I.M.P. Headquarters, while Moxxie was busy polishing his and Millie's weapons, Millie was cleaning the wall, and Loona was sitting on her desk, looking at her phone, Blitzo stealthy exited his office and made his way to exit. Moxxie noticed Blitzo.

MOXXIE: Heading out for the day, sir? 

Blitzo stops at his track when he notices Moxxie, Millie, and Loona staring at him. He turns around and glares at Moxxie.

BLITZO: If you must know, Snoopy, I have an appointment to make sure that our meal ticket to Earth won't expire anytime soon.

Moxxie stared at Blitzo with annoyance on his face.

MILLIE: What's with the bag, Boss?

LOONA (LOOKING AT PHONE): Probably some sex toys so that his precious "meal ticket" won't get bored from Blitz's repeated routine.

BLITZO: Hey, I have you know that he can't live without my dick! I just need some tools to extend our book privilege. 

Blitzo took out a massive dildo vibrator and turned it on. The dildo started shaking and began pumping lube on the floor. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona looked at it with disturbing looks on their faces. Blitzo turned off the dildo vibrator and placed it back into the bag.

BLITZO: Don't fuck up my office while I'm gone. (To Loona) Don't miss me too much, Lonny. (To Moxxie) Mox, clean up all that spunk.

Blitzo exited the office. Loona rolled her eyes while Moxxie had a "Dafuq" expression on his face.

A door swung open and out came Y/N who was looking at his phone. Loona noticed him, pretending that she was looking at her phone. 

MILLIE: So Y/N, do you have any plans?

Y/N looked at Millie.

Y/N: It seems like it. Charles wants me to be in a commercial to promote the hotel before the next extermination starts.

MILLIE: That's sound exciting. 

MOXXIE: Hope yours does better than ours.

Y/N: Thanks, Moxxie.

Loona hid behind her phone with a blush look on her face. 

LOONA (THINKING): Okay, Loona. Today is the day you ask Y/N to go out with you. It's now or never. Don't fuck this up.

Loona lowers her phone.

LOONA: Hey, Y/N. I was wondering-

Before she could finish her sentence, she noticed that Y/N was gone.

LOONA: Y/N?

MILLIE: If you're looking for Y/N, he's already headed out.

Loona groaned and slammed her face on the desk.

LOONA (MUFFLED): Fuck!

MOXXIE: If it's something important, why don't you just text him?

Loona's head rose and she angrily looked at Moxxie. She stood from the desk and made his way to him. 

MOXXIE: Is something wrong?

Lonna swung her legs and kicked Moxxie between the legs, causing him to squeal in pain as he grabbed hold of his groin and fell to the ground. Millie quickly made her way to Moxxie.

LOONA: Mind your own business, fatass!

Loona stormed out of the room and slammed the door.

MOXXIE (WHEEZING): What was that for?!